Oragne is here

[Born of Mist He/Him]

20 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Yeah. Now he wants 8 weeks to read Skyward 

Bro has a max speed of 1 WPM

(word per minute)

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

Bro has a max speed of 1 WPM

(word per minute)

Nah 100 MPW

(Minute Per Word)

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Nah 100 MPW

(Minute Per Word)

Why that?

Also meme

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

31 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

Why that?

Also meme

HA

[Vielence She/Her]

35 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

Why that?

Also meme

Ha ok that’s pretty good. 
Stormlight 2 spoiler:

Spoiler

But you did not fall on face, so you only get soft clap. -Rock

36 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Nah 100 MPW

(Minute Per Word)

Pfffftt 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

This entire thread is just everyone being horrified by Oragne’s lack of literary experience lol 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

Bro has a max speed of 1 WPM

(word per minute)

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Nah 100 MPW

(Minute Per Word)

4 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

Why that?

Also meme

51 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

This entire thread is just everyone being horrified by Oragne’s lack of literary experience lol 

I'll be seeing him today so I'll make him see this

Edit: Oh no wait I won't be.

Tomorrow then.

Edited July 27, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Born of Mist He/Him]

[Vielence She/Her]

14 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

This entire thread is just everyone being horrified by Oragne’s lack of literary experience lol 

Pffft yep. (8 weeks to read Skyward is insane)

14 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I'll be seeing him today so I'll make him see this

Edit: Oh no wait I won't be.

Tomorrow then.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!

[Born of Mist He/Him]

19 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I'll be seeing him today so I'll make him see this

Edit: Oh no wait I won't be.

Tomorrow then.

And? Results?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

7 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Pffft yep. (8 weeks to read Skyward is insane)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!

8 weeks to read anything short of a Russian novel is insane lol

[oragne]

guys i might need a couple more weeks

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 minutes ago, oragne said:

guys i might need a couple more weeks

READ

its not that hard

[___ He/Him]

16 minutes ago, oragne said:

guys i might need a couple more weeks

Woah existence

I think you mean "days" 

[Vielence She/Her]

2 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

8 weeks to read anything short of a Russian novel is insane lol

RUSTING STRAIGHT

39 minutes ago, oragne said:

guys i might need a couple more weeks

WHAT??

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren that’s it you have to learn hypnotism. 

 

31 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

READ

its not that hard

READ THE BOOOOOOKS

Literally everyone on this page wants you to read it. 
There have been threats cajoling and promises. 
 

READ. THE. BOOKS.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

56 minutes ago, oragne said:

guys i might need a couple more weeks

Dude  

READ

Give it a try it’s not that haaarrrrdddd

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

He hasn't even started

But he promised he'll read 10 pages today

But he also has like negative honour, so....

[Born of Mist He/Him]

1 hour ago, oragne said:

guys i might need a couple more weeks

Yooooo, he's here! It only took him the better part of a month or 2!

[Denissimo He/him]

On 7/4/2025 at 1:34 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

How?

I don't know. Probably because he's never read an actual book in his life.

Ok, from what i have learned about this @oragne guy so far...

WHY are you introducing him to sanderson as the first actual book (chapter book, non cartoon or whatever)?
I mean its not overly difficult, but I feel like from whiat has been said about him, maybe he should start with something simpler?

[Vielence She/Her]

9 hours ago, El Denisimo said:

Ok, from what i have learned about this @oragne guy so far...

WHY are you introducing him to sanderson as the first actual book (chapter book, non cartoon or whatever)?
I mean its not overly difficult, but I feel like from whiat has been said about him, maybe he should start with something simpler?

Yeaaa but it’s not OUR fault he’s never read books. And Skyward is NOT hard. He’s not doing Stormlight or anything. 
ALSO: @oragne

READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS PLEASE JUST ONE. Then we can leave you alone. 
ONE. BOOK.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I think @oragne needs to read something on his reading level

like cat in the hat

or 1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I think @oragne needs to read something on his reading level

like cat in the hat

or 1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish

Pfffft I wish you were wrong….

[Denissimo He/him]

6 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I think @oragne needs to read something on his reading level

like cat in the hat

or 1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish

Yessssss that was my point

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

On 8/1/2025 at 7:28 PM, El Denisimo said:

Ok, from what i have learned about this @oragne guy so far...

WHY are you introducing him to sanderson as the first actual book (chapter book, non cartoon or whatever)?
I mean its not overly difficult, but I feel like from whiat has been said about him, maybe he should start with something simpler?

On 8/2/2025 at 5:01 AM, VieB13 said:

Yeaaa but it’s not OUR fault he’s never read books. And Skyward is NOT hard. He’s not doing Stormlight or anything. 
ALSO: @oragne

READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS PLEASE JUST ONE. Then we can leave you alone. 
ONE. BOOK.

Yeah Skyward is not hard. 

On 8/2/2025 at 5:50 AM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I think @oragne needs to read something on his reading level

like cat in the hat

or 1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish

...

20 hours ago, El Denisimo said:

Yessssss that was my point

Skyward should be fine.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

It's time for an update.

He's still on like page 2.

Doesn't even remember the Spensa's (the main character's) name.

At this rate, he should finish around the year 2040