How to Kill a Hydra (HtKaD 4)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

You don't know the dragons name 

"An elvish scroll?"

"Come back here!" Sam yelled at Cerouge

Divine did

Cerouge didn't hear him. She began flying off farther, then hid quickly under a large rock.

There's one nearby, right? If not, I'll hide in a tree.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"... No Master Dragon, a language never seen before."

How big is the dragon?

"This is elvish."

very big

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"This is elvish."

very big

"Surely you must be mistaken Master Dragon. I've never seen anything like it in my entire life,"

He threw his arm around the dragon's leg (the equivalent of throwing his arm around the dragon's shoulder but he's huge) "What say you we ask your colleague?"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

4 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"Surely you must be mistaken Master Dragon. I've never seen anything like it in my entire life,"

He threw his arm around the dragon's leg (the equivalent of throwing his arm around the dragon's shoulder but he's huge) "What say you we ask your colleague?"

The dragon picks you up by the back of your shirt and holds you up In front of their face.

"Shut up."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

7 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

The dragon picks you up by the back of your shirt and holds you up In front of their face.

"Shut up."

Ferences grins up at the dragon. "Ah now see I think this is all just a misunderstanding. If we could just talk this out and get this scroll delivered..." He flaps the scroll at the dragon while subtly moving to reach inside his cloak with the other hand.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Oi! Fish-face!" @Spark of Hope "Over here!"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

28 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Divine eventually bit one of the pieces of the rack candy off and started biting it. From the look in her eyes, it was good.

Does it taste good?

does Elden feel all the things that Divine feels? Like taste and touch and smell?

[Through the Living Hope]

33 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

You don't know the dragons name 

"An elvish scroll?"

"Come back here!" Sam yelled at Cerouge

Divine did

She kept following Arian. 

9 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Oi! Fish-face!" @Spark of Hope "Over here!"

Bob pounced on her and pinned her down. 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Does it taste good?

does Elden feel all the things that Divine feels? Like taste and touch and smell?

Not all, some maybe, nut not close to all.

Yes

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

She kept following Arian. 

Bob pounced on her and pinned her down. 

Arian was just standing there.

14 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Ferences grins up at the dragon. "Ah now see I think this is all just a misunderstanding. If we could just talk this out and get this scroll delivered..." He flaps the scroll at the dragon while subtly moving to reach inside his cloak with the other hand.

The dragon grabs your other hand. The one reaching for the powder.

"-__-" he says

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

5 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

She kept following Arian. 

Bob pounced on her and pinned her down. 

"I knew you smelled like fish!" She began to flail theatrically.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Not all, some maybe, nut not close to all.

Yes

Arian was just standing there.

The dragon grabs your other hand. The one reaching for the powder.

"-__-" he says

Ferences hits him on the head with the scroll, dropping it and drawing the powder from his cloak with that hand. He breaks the bag over the dragon's head.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

36 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Ferences hits him on the head with the scroll, dropping it and drawing the powder from his cloak with that hand. He breaks the bag over the dragon's head.

The dragon sneezes, not inhaling any of the cocaine 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

It's not cocaine

Ferences fell limp, having accidentally knocked himself out by using the powder at point blank range.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

6 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

The dragon sneezes, not inhaling any of the cocaine 

I'm glad my influence reach you

It's now Sleeping Co-cane

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

10 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

It's not cocaine

Ferences fell limp, having accidentally knocked himself out by using the powder at point blank range.

Yes it is!

Sam laughed 

7 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I'm glad my influence reach you

It's now Sleeping Co-cane

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

i'm happy that somehow I turned sleeping powder into co-cane.

I'm lovin' it (TM)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

i'm happy that somehow I turned sleeping powder into co-cane.

I'm lovin' it (TM)

"I'm lovin' it" - Wyver, 2025 on cocaine use

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

No, I'm lovin' the effects of my influence.

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Not all, some maybe, nut not close to all.

Yes

Arian was just standing there.

The dragon grabs your other hand. The one reaching for the powder.

"-__-" he says

Thats nice.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

10 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Thats nice.

It tastes like sugar, but also blueberry.

[Through the Living Hope]

1 hour ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Not all, some maybe, nut not close to all.

Yes

Arian was just standing there.

The dragon grabs your other hand. The one reaching for the powder.

"-__-" he says

“Well?”

1 hour ago, Wyver said:

"I knew you smelled like fish!" She began to flail theatrically.

Bob growled. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

8 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Well?”

Bob growled. 

While flailing, Cerouge stabbed him with her tail, knocking him out. "Suck that! Yeah!"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

21 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Well?”

Bob growled. 

"What? I brought you to the dragon market? Do you want me to tell you exactly where to go?"

14 minutes ago, Wyver said:

While flailing, Cerouge stabbed him with her tail, knocking him out. "Suck that! Yeah!"

It's not nearly powerful enough to knock out a full grown dragon

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"What? I brought you to the dragon market? Do you want me to tell you exactly where to go?"

It's not nearly powerful enough to knock out a full grown dragon

Well he's poisoned then

And dying

The pain should be enough that he lets go of me for a second though

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

43 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Well he's poisoned then

And dying

The pain should be enough that he lets go of me for a second though

If you were to take a look at the stat block for a adult red dragon and a Pseudodragon, do you really think a Pseudodragon could do more than annoy a dragon