Sharder incorrect quotes

[Keke They/he]

I dont know if this exists if so then sorry

but we have to get this going

inccorect quotes but 17th shard

 

Hawks: The floor is lava! 
Taln fan: *helps Shattered onto the counter* 
Haly: *kicks Null off the sofa* 
Null: *lays on the floor* 
Hawks: ...Are you okay? 
Null: No.

 

Whirte, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? 
Haly: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* 
Haly: 
Haly: It's perfume.

[Entr0pic He/him]

“Don’t post incorrect quotes from the 17th shard” -Hawks 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Oh

This does exist.

Not sure where it is tho.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Wyver: If Belandrius Ohmar and I were drowning, who would you save?
SpartanBrigade: You two can't swim?
Belandrius Ohmar: It's a hypothetical question, SpartanBrigade! who would you save?
SpartanBrigade: my time and effort.

Wyver: If you had to choose between Belandrius Ohmar and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
SpartanBrigade: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Belandrius Ohmar: SpartanBrigade!
Wyver: 63 cents.
SpartanBrigade: I'll take the money.
Belandrius Ohmar: SpartanBrigade!!!

if you have any questions it from some website called code beautify

Edit: Hold on let me @SpartanBrigade @Belandrius Ohhmar

Edited May 15, 2025 by Wyver

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

26 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Wyver: If Belandrius Ohmar and I were drowning, who would you save?
SpartanBrigade: You two can't swim?
Belandrius Ohmar: It's a hypothetical question, SpartanBrigade! who would you save?
SpartanBrigade: my time and effort.

Wyver: If you had to choose between Belandrius Ohmar and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
SpartanBrigade: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Belandrius Ohmar: SpartanBrigade!
Wyver: 63 cents.
SpartanBrigade: I'll take the money.
Belandrius Ohmar: SpartanBrigade!!!

if you have any questions it from some website called code beautify

Edit: Hold on let me @SpartanBrigade @Belandrius Ohhmar

Hey I know who'd I'd save in this hypothetical 
But I'm not gonna say who
So there
(jk)

Edited May 15, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

42 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Hey I know who'd I'd save in this hypothetical 
But I'm not gonna say who
So there
(jk)

Which hypothetical?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Which hypothetical?

Both
 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

4 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Both
 

oh ok 

[Through the Living Hope]

52 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Hey I know who'd I'd save in this hypothetical 
But I'm not gonna say who
So there
(jk)

 

9 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Which hypothetical?

(Pssst there’s one of these already (a preexisting incorrect quote thread))

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

 

(Pssst there’s one of these already (a preexisting incorrect quote thread))

But not for Sharders! (I think its just for cosmere characters)

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

But not for Sharders! (I think its just for cosmere characters)

There’s one for sharders

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

There’s one for sharders

oh ok