Absurd ways to break an arm

[Through the Living Hope]

Stick your arm between the slides of two trombones while they’re doing slide suicides, thus breaking your arm

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1. grab your wallet

2. open the front door

3. exit your house

4. walk to the ice cream shop

5. browse the selection

6. try as many samples as possible

7. the person at the counter gets mad at you

8.  finally decide on a single scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream in a cone

9. pay for it

10. exit the ice cream shop

11. walk home

12. open the front door

13. stand if front of the open door and begin eating the ice cream

14. continue eating the ice cream

15. finish eating the ice cream

16. grab a large rock and slam it repeatedly into your arm, thus breaking said arm

- or -

Fist bump someone wearing Shardplate. 

[Vielence She/Her]

On 4/17/2025 at 9:35 AM, Through The Living Glass said:

Punch a wall at supersonic speeds, but poorly, so that your hand never ends up hitting it and only the rest of your arm does, thus breaking said arm.

Why do I feel like @Kansas Stormcursed was the other person who repped this?

On 4/17/2025 at 10:19 AM, Tinwatcher said:

Jump off urithiru thus breaking said arm.

..and the rest of you

On 4/17/2025 at 5:09 PM, mippo said:

Annoy Ranette and get shot in the arm, thus breaking said arm.

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If you're lucky and don't get shot in the face.

 

HA thats true

 

Climb a bookshelf and have it fall on you, but only hits your arm. Thus breaking said arm

[___ He/Him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

HA thats true

I did not expect this post to ever get quoted

Just now, VieB13 said:

Climb a bookshelf and have it fall on you, but only hits your arm. Thus breaking said arm

Ah yes of course

Barney the dinosaur jumps on your arm. This breaking said arm.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Why do I feel like @Kansas Stormcursed was the other person who repped this?

..and the rest of you

HA thats true

 

Climb a bookshelf and have it fall on you, but only hits your arm. Thus breaking said arm

I actually missed it, but I am now

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

guys im gonna say this

and its gonna be controversal

but guys

Just Living

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

Breaking an arm by having a chicken peck it a million times

[Vielence She/Her]

19 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I actually missed it, but I am now

1 hour ago, Booknewt said:

Breaking an arm by having a chicken peck it a million times

That’s… actually kinda legit as someone who has had chickens

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Breaking an arm by having someone else whack it with a spade.

On purpose. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Hitting the Whip so hard you twist your arm, subsequently breaking it.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Laying down in front of a steamroller as a form of protest until it rolls over your arm, thus breaking said arm. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Laying down in front of a steamroller as a form of protest until it rolls over your arm, thus breaking said arm. 

Mmmm, pancakes

Not realizing your arm is in the waffle iron as you shut it very aggressively.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Jumping off of an olympic high dive head-first with one arm extended without first verifying that the pool was, in fact, filled with water, thus crashing into the concrete pool bottom while travelling at about 33 m/s and breaking said arm. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Jumping off of an olympic high dive head-first with one arm extended without first verifying that the pool was, in fact, filled with water, thus crashing into the concrete pool bottom while travelling at about 33 m/s and breaking said arm. 

Bonus points for both arms out while saying “I’m Superman!”

Arm wrestling a person in Shardplate.

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

Doing jumping jacks while in a handstand