Absurd ways to break an arm

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

This just randomly came up. I’ll start

make an incision into the arm and shove a pipe bomb into the incision and watch the arm blow up, thus breaking said arm

[___ He/Him]

Fall off a pogo stick into the path of a train but it only runs over your arm, thus breaking said arm.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Cut your arm with a shardblade, thus breaking said arm.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Your arm gets eaten by a dinosaur, seamlessly cut off, with no bones breaking.

the dinosaur then gets stepped on by a bigger dinosaur, and the bone gets broken

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Hit your arm into your nose repeatedly, so that the arm is broken and so is your face

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Cut a hand sized hole in an industrial microwave. While holding a large firework, insert desired arm into the hole, then seal the edges between arm and hole with a copious amount of duct tape.

Get high on pain meds. Start microwave for 99:59 minutes. (If body distribution of heat begins to feel fatal, remove the limb with a sharp-edged implement. Bowie knives, sporks or chainsaws are recommended. Make sure to leave enough arm attached to microwave so the seal holds.)

Sit back and enjoy the fireworks.

[___ He/Him]

Wave to a friend while driving by, car is driving by too close to you in the opposite direction, boom arm is broken and gone.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Fall off a ladder onto a murderous duck, the duck breaks your arm because it's angry, thus breaking said arm.

[___ He/Him]

You step on a mine turtle and explode, thus breaking said arm.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

5 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

You step on a mine turtle and explode, thus breaking said arm.

Nice reference

Get your foot cut off, then trip and fall down a flight of stairs, breaking all your bones, including your arm, thus breaking said arm.

[Terrisman]

Slip and fall in the shower

Spoiler

But only your leg breaks. Your arm only breaks when someone who comes in to help you with your broken leg slips on the water you splashed out and falls on top of you, thus breaking your arm

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Fight the Lord Ruler and hope it's your arm he strikes.

[___ He/Him]

Get run over by the batmobile, breaking your legs. Then, as you try to crawl away, superman lands on your arm, thus breaking said arm.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Fight a grizzly bear, get your arm ripped off, the bear eats your arm, thus breaking said arm.

[Through the Living Hope]

Climb to the top of the tallest tower to save the beautiful princess with a bewitching curse. However, you scared off your donkey companion earlier in the film, so the dragon eats you instead of falling in love. However, the dragon doesn't like the taste of ogre, so she spits you into the lava below. The next knight that comes around pulls your skeleton out of the lava with a rope and takes you back to the lord who sent you on the quest. He stomps on your arm, however he is a tiny person and doesn't have the strength to break your arm, so he drops a magic mirror on your arm. Nothing happens. So he hires an evil tree person who stomps on your arm, thus breaking your arm

[___ He/Him]

Do a belly flop from space, thus breaking said arm, and the rest of your body.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Punch a wall at supersonic speeds, but poorly, so that your hand never ends up hitting it and only the rest of your arm does, thus breaking said arm.

[___ He/Him]

Get chomped by a giant crab, thus breaking said arm.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Jump off urithiru thus breaking said arm.

[___ He/Him]

Lash up into the sky, then lash as many times as possible back down onto stone, thus breaking said arm.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Steal arm (without damaging the bone) feed most of the flesh to hungry piranhas, lure a crocodile (or alligator) to the person and make them fight the crocodile (or alligator) watch as the crocodile (or alligator) bites their remaining arm, thus breaking said arm.

Edited April 17, 2025 by THE DEMON

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

playing volleyball 

Spoiler

it hurts so baddddd

Spoiler

it didn’t break but stillllll

 

 

[___ He/Him]

Annoy Ranette and get shot in the arm, thus breaking said arm.

Spoiler

If you're lucky and don't get shot in the face.

 

Edited April 17, 2025 by coinshot1

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

"Destroy evil". But Nightblood eats your arm, thus breaking said arm.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

High five a windrunner going by at 15 lashings, thus at least breaking said arm.