Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore [blank] on the day he was to kill a king

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore this on the day he was to kill a king

[___ He/Him]

Wait

No one's done it?

It's boring but I have to

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king

I'm sorry

It's boring

But needed

 

 

 

Edited June 19, 2025 by sneak spooky spook guy

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

11 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Wait

No one's done it?

It's boring but I have to

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king

I'm sorry

It's boring

But needed

 

 

 

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore the fact that wearing white on a day to kill a king is boring and normal on the day he was to kill a king

[aetherbound he/him]

Szeth-son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore clothes on the day he was to kill a king.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, aetherbound said:

Szeth-son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore clothes on the day he was to kill a king.

Szeth-son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, didn't wear clothes on the day he was to kill a king.

(I'm sorry, I had too)

[___ He/Him]

Szeth-son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore out his favorite wig on the day he was to kill a king, so he had to go without one

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Szeth-son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore  a bathrobe on the day he was to kill a king

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

Szeth-son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a meat dress on the day he was to kill a king

Szeth-son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore his heart on his sleeve on the day he was to kill a king

if theres a max I'm sorry

Szeth-son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore two left shoes on the day he was to kill a king

Szeth-son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a novelty foam cowboy hat on the day he was to kill a king

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore his Levi jeans and his cowboy boots on the day he was to kill a king

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore the look of someone who forgot it was casual Friday on the day he was to kill a king

or should I say casual Palahel

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore cargo shorts with seventeen pockets, all of them too small to be useful, on the day he was to kill a king

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore chouta stains on his white robes on the day he was to kill a king

Edited August 26, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[Keke They/he]

On 8/12/2025 at 10:57 AM, Clarkmon22 said:

wore cargo shorts with seventeen pockets, all of them too small to be useful

This sentence is illegal 

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, Hamilton cosplay on the day he was to kill a king

[___ He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore an Eskimo suit on the day he was to kill a king, because at that time in alethkar, it was just so dang cold.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore pink cat ears and a tight fur suit on the day he was to kill a king. The clothing was a furry tradition, foreign to him. But he did as his masters requested and did not ask for explanations.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore showing @SpiritOfWrath new places to post to get to 6000 on the day he was to kill a king.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore showing @SpiritOfWrath new places to post to get to 6000 on the day he was to kill a king.

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, was very sad because FGaRS didn’t count for that number on the day he was to kill a king

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

On 6/19/2025 at 9:15 AM, Honors ghost said:

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore this on the day he was to kill a king

Szeth really overdid himself

 

 

 

Szeth, Truthless of Shinovar, changed his mind the day he was meant to end a king.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, WoR all 6452 pages of Stormlight on the day he was to kill a king 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

38 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, WoR all 6452 pages of Stormlight on the day he was to kill a king 

Are there actually that many pages??

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore the Bear Minimum on the day he was to kill a king

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore the Fury of the Fallen on the day he was to kill a king

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore the Drifter's Cloak on the day he was to kill a king

Edited September 19, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[Keke They/he]

On 9/15/2025 at 6:59 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, WoR all 6452 pages of Stormlight on the day he was to kill a king 

….. did you just???

seriously

im sorry. But this is… PEAK COMEDY

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 9/15/2025 at 8:59 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, WoR all 6452 pages of Stormlight on the day he was to kill a king 

My count came to 6495 if you count the novellas. Different editions?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Why is AI so bad...

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 9/15/2025 at 9:37 PM, The Great Wyver said:

Are there actually that many pages??

Yeah. I hope I calculated it right anyways

13 hours ago, Hawks said:

….. did you just???

seriously

im sorry. But this is… PEAK COMEDY

Thank you:D

13 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

My count came to 6495 if you count the novellas. Different editions?

I used coppermind’s stats I think

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

Oh my god yall are HILARIOUS lmao

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, alittleinsane said:

Oh my god yall are HILARIOUS lmao

I know right?