Dirty minded sharders

[Keke They/he]

uh this place has lot of good stuff

this is for all you felllow dirty minded folks 

hopefully im not alone in here

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

dark joke

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Whats the difference between criminals and orphans

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Criminals are wanted 

 

 

[Keke They/he]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

dark joke

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Whats the difference between criminals and orphans

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Criminals are wanted 

 

 

Since this whole thread is dark no need to spoiler it

whast the difference between kids and My feet

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my feet don’t scream when i put them in vans

 

[Shatter He/Him]

A little boy named Johnny had been blind since birth. One day, at bedtime, his mother told him she had a wonderful surprise for him tomorrow. If he followed her suggestions, he would be able to see for the first time in his life. She told him to pray very hard for sight. The next morning, she asked him if he prayed, and he said he did. She said, “Johnny, when you open your eyes, you'll be able to see because your prayers have been answered.” Johnny opened his eyes but could not see. He cried: “Mother, Mother, I can't see, I can't see.” She said: “I know, dear, April Fools.”

 

 

Edited March 6, 2025 by The Shattered Cosmere

[Entr0pic He/him]

One time, i told my mom she should embrace her mistakes.

she then hugged me.

[Keke They/he]

13 minutes ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

A little boy named Johnny had been blind since birth. One day, at bedtime, his mother told him she had a wonderful surprise for him tomorrow. If he followed her suggestions, he would be able to see for the first time in his life. She told him to pray very hard for sight. The next morning, she asked him if he prayed, and he said he did. She said, “Johnny, when you open your eyes, you'll be able to see because your prayers have been answered.” Johnny opened his eyes but could not see. He cried: “Mother, Mother, I can't see, I can't see.” She said: “I know, dear, April Fools.”

 

 

Dang

11 minutes ago, Timiny said:

One time, i told my mom she should embrace her mistakes.

she then hugged me.

hehehe