cosmere au's!

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

no no no but lemme cook thoughhhhhh

Those books where it's a bunch of troubled, magical teens that all live together in a magical foster home with magical secrets gosh i love those books sm AU:

Spoiler

- HOID WOULD BE THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE OMG YESSSSSS

- AND THERE'D BE A MAGICAL, CLOSED OFF LIBRARY AND THAT WOULD BE WHERE HIS MEMORIES ARE STORED

- Can you imagine Frost just randomly popping in to say hello and glare at Hoid though omg and he'd pretend not to find the kids endearing yessssssssss

- The Hoid Haters™ (17th Shard) (the in-book organization lol not the fansite) trying to shut down the house making it increasingly awkward for Frost to pull up and say hi to the chaos children

- Shallan and Wayne being super close, Wayne trying to help Shallan sort out her thing with her alt personalities

- Sigzil being the first kid who Hoid adopted AFTER THE PROTAG FROM DRAGONSTEEL PRIME CAUSE IN A CERTAIN BOOK HOID DOES TALK A BIT ABOUT JERRICK AND HOW HE FEELS GUILTY FOR haha spoilers yeah you thought go read WaT yourself

- Hoid taking Wax, Wayne, and Marasi on long car rides around town (cause he was the coach driver)

-  Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin having their cute little friendship (no romance at all in this AU)

- RENARIN AND VIN INTERACTIONSSS!!!!

- Nikaro (Painter) and Shallan having friendly arguments over whether charcoal or ink is better

- HOID AND SHALLAN AND NIKARO ALL JUST DRAWING TOGETHERRRRRRR

- Kaladin slowly warming up to everyone

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint AU:

Spoiler

- Hoid as the Oldest Dream, Frost as Secretive Plotter (not a ship ofc, honestly don't understand why people ship OD and SP...)

- KELSIER AS KIM DOKJA

- Vin and Spook as Yoosung and Gilyeong!!! 

- Vasher as Breaking the Sky Sword Saint, Nightblood as the dog! AND SZETH AS HAYOUNG THEN??? OR WAIT SZETH AS HAN MYUNGOH THAT'D BE HILARIOUS

- Kaladin as Joonhyuk?? Again, no ships in these AUs

- Adolin as Hyunsung, Shallan as Sooyoung, Wax as Heewon

- The Fourth Wall as Preservation omg

 

that's all for now but i'll be back that's a threat lol

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Cosemere characters as foods (kinda like veggie tale)

Kaladin-cabbagedin 

lift- Liftsanga

Odium- Sodium

jasnah- Juicenah 

Spoiler

I couldn’t think of any foods starting with a Y sound

Taln- Talntots 

 

[Shard of Badassery]

On 2/19/2025 at 6:00 AM, alittleinsane said:

no no no but lemme cook thoughhhhhh

Those books where it's a bunch of troubled, magical teens that all live together in a magical foster home with magical secrets gosh i love those books sm AU:

  Reveal hidden contents

- HOID WOULD BE THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE OMG YESSSSSS

- AND THERE'D BE A MAGICAL, CLOSED OFF LIBRARY AND THAT WOULD BE WHERE HIS MEMORIES ARE STORED

- Can you imagine Frost just randomly popping in to say hello and glare at Hoid though omg and he'd pretend not to find the kids endearing yessssssssss

- The Hoid Haters™ (17th Shard) (the in-book organization lol not the fansite) trying to shut down the house making it increasingly awkward for Frost to pull up and say hi to the chaos children

- Shallan and Wayne being super close, Wayne trying to help Shallan sort out her thing with her alt personalities

- Sigzil being the first kid who Hoid adopted AFTER THE PROTAG FROM DRAGONSTEEL PRIME CAUSE IN A CERTAIN BOOK HOID DOES TALK A BIT ABOUT JERRICK AND HOW HE FEELS GUILTY FOR haha spoilers yeah you thought go read WaT yourself

- Hoid taking Wax, Wayne, and Marasi on long car rides around town (cause he was the coach driver)

-  Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin having their cute little friendship (no romance at all in this AU)

- RENARIN AND VIN INTERACTIONSSS!!!!

- Nikaro (Painter) and Shallan having friendly arguments over whether charcoal or ink is better

- HOID AND SHALLAN AND NIKARO ALL JUST DRAWING TOGETHERRRRRRR

- Kaladin slowly warming up to everyone

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint AU:

  Reveal hidden contents

- Hoid as the Oldest Dream, Frost as Secretive Plotter (not a ship ofc, honestly don't understand why people ship OD and SP...)

- KELSIER AS KIM DOKJA

- Vin and Spook as Yoosung and Gilyeong!!! 

- Vasher as Breaking the Sky Sword Saint, Nightblood as the dog! AND SZETH AS HAYOUNG THEN??? OR WAIT SZETH AS HAN MYUNGOH THAT'D BE HILARIOUS

- Kaladin as Joonhyuk?? Again, no ships in these AUs

- Adolin as Hyunsung, Shallan as Sooyoung, Wax as Heewon

- The Fourth Wall as Preservation omg

 

that's all for now but i'll be back that's a threat lol

I really want to write a fanfic about the foster home idea. Do I have your permission?

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

Heyheyyehehehye im back im alive im here with more!!

post-WAT star rail AU (or i guess just the astral express eventually gets all the way to the cosmere???)

Spoiler

- instead of being in shadesmar, Shallan DOES make it out, but idk for whatever reason ends up on a different planet. Honestly idrc about how

- she gets picked up by the astral express (between penacony and amphoreus? So Sunday is there, but March isn’t frozen)

- and instead of going to amphoreus first (tragedy bad, no want cry) they drop shallan off

- or rather try to

- and they end up doing like side quests throughout the cosmere and the star rail planets

- and then they make it back! Yippee! Everyone’s happy except for not really because this is post WAT

 

[Argenti he/him]

On 2/18/2025 at 7:30 PM, alittleinsane said:

no no no but lemme cook thoughhhhhh

Those books where it's a bunch of troubled, magical teens that all live together in a magical foster home with magical secrets gosh i love those books sm AU:

  Reveal hidden contents

- HOID WOULD BE THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE OMG YESSSSSS

- AND THERE'D BE A MAGICAL, CLOSED OFF LIBRARY AND THAT WOULD BE WHERE HIS MEMORIES ARE STORED

- Can you imagine Frost just randomly popping in to say hello and glare at Hoid though omg and he'd pretend not to find the kids endearing yessssssssss

- The Hoid Haters™ (17th Shard) (the in-book organization lol not the fansite) trying to shut down the house making it increasingly awkward for Frost to pull up and say hi to the chaos children

- Shallan and Wayne being super close, Wayne trying to help Shallan sort out her thing with her alt personalities

- Sigzil being the first kid who Hoid adopted AFTER THE PROTAG FROM DRAGONSTEEL PRIME CAUSE IN A CERTAIN BOOK HOID DOES TALK A BIT ABOUT JERRICK AND HOW HE FEELS GUILTY FOR haha spoilers yeah you thought go read WaT yourself

- Hoid taking Wax, Wayne, and Marasi on long car rides around town (cause he was the coach driver)

-  Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin having their cute little friendship (no romance at all in this AU)

- RENARIN AND VIN INTERACTIONSSS!!!!

- Nikaro (Painter) and Shallan having friendly arguments over whether charcoal or ink is better

- HOID AND SHALLAN AND NIKARO ALL JUST DRAWING TOGETHERRRRRRR

- Kaladin slowly warming up to everyone

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint AU:

  Reveal hidden contents

- Hoid as the Oldest Dream, Frost as Secretive Plotter (not a ship ofc, honestly don't understand why people ship OD and SP...)

- KELSIER AS KIM DOKJA

- Vin and Spook as Yoosung and Gilyeong!!! 

- Vasher as Breaking the Sky Sword Saint, Nightblood as the dog! AND SZETH AS HAYOUNG THEN??? OR WAIT SZETH AS HAN MYUNGOH THAT'D BE HILARIOUS

- Kaladin as Joonhyuk?? Again, no ships in these AUs

- Adolin as Hyunsung, Shallan as Sooyoung, Wax as Heewon

- The Fourth Wall as Preservation omg

 

that's all for now but i'll be back that's a threat lol

@CoderDrag0n8  ORV person.

Behold.

(I've never read it)

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

On 2/18/2025 at 4:30 PM, alittleinsane said:

no no no but lemme cook thoughhhhhh

Those books where it's a bunch of troubled, magical teens that all live together in a magical foster home with magical secrets gosh i love those books sm AU:

  Reveal hidden contents

- HOID WOULD BE THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE OMG YESSSSSS

- AND THERE'D BE A MAGICAL, CLOSED OFF LIBRARY AND THAT WOULD BE WHERE HIS MEMORIES ARE STORED

- Can you imagine Frost just randomly popping in to say hello and glare at Hoid though omg and he'd pretend not to find the kids endearing yessssssssss

- The Hoid Haters™ (17th Shard) (the in-book organization lol not the fansite) trying to shut down the house making it increasingly awkward for Frost to pull up and say hi to the chaos children

- Shallan and Wayne being super close, Wayne trying to help Shallan sort out her thing with her alt personalities

- Sigzil being the first kid who Hoid adopted AFTER THE PROTAG FROM DRAGONSTEEL PRIME CAUSE IN A CERTAIN BOOK HOID DOES TALK A BIT ABOUT JERRICK AND HOW HE FEELS GUILTY FOR haha spoilers yeah you thought go read WaT yourself

- Hoid taking Wax, Wayne, and Marasi on long car rides around town (cause he was the coach driver)

-  Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin having their cute little friendship (no romance at all in this AU)

- RENARIN AND VIN INTERACTIONSSS!!!!

- Nikaro (Painter) and Shallan having friendly arguments over whether charcoal or ink is better

- HOID AND SHALLAN AND NIKARO ALL JUST DRAWING TOGETHERRRRRRR

- Kaladin slowly warming up to everyone

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint AU:

  Hide contents

- Hoid as the Oldest Dream, Frost as Secretive Plotter (not a ship ofc, honestly don't understand why people ship OD and SP...)

- KELSIER AS KIM DOKJA

- Vin and Spook as Yoosung and Gilyeong!!! 

- Vasher as Breaking the Sky Sword Saint, Nightblood as the dog! AND SZETH AS HAYOUNG THEN??? OR WAIT SZETH AS HAN MYUNGOH THAT'D BE HILARIOUS

- Kaladin as Joonhyuk?? Again, no ships in these AUs

- Adolin as Hyunsung, Shallan as Sooyoung, Wax as Heewon

- The Fourth Wall as Preservation omg

 

that's all for now but i'll be back that's a threat lol

*screams*

*screams more*

ok ok ok.

Spoiler

Hoid? Really? Which Oldest Dream exactly? The youngin, or kim dokja? And Frost is honestly fair (not OD and SP, KDJ and YJH)

Kelsier isn't depressed enough.

That is unfathomably real.

Yes, yes, and OMG THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

Kaladin... I can see the vision.

Adolin, yep, Shallan, I can see the vision, Wax, yep.

OMG YES T^T! Have you heard the song survive by stormlyte? imagine kelsier-kim dokja and preservation-fourth wall

also, shardbuddies?

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

On 9/17/2025 at 7:33 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*screams*

*screams more*

ok ok ok.

  Reveal hidden contents

Hoid? Really? Which Oldest Dream exactly? The youngin, or kim dokja? And Frost is honestly fair (not OD and SP, KDJ and YJH)

Kelsier isn't depressed enough.

That is unfathomably real.

Yes, yes, and OMG THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

Kaladin... I can see the vision.

Adolin, yep, Shallan, I can see the vision, Wax, yep.

OMG YES T^T! Have you heard the song survive by stormlyte? imagine kelsier-kim dokja and preservation-fourth wall

also, shardbuddies?

WELL I DONT KNOW HOW TO SHARDBUDDY OR WHAT A SHARDBUDDY IS BUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES FINALLY AN ORV FAN OMGGGG

Spoiler

epilogue kdj. on the train. wants to interfere and be a part of it again but is too afraid. suffer hahahahah.

i mean yeah kelsier isn't depressed but they both don't value their own life, can and will punch gods, meddle everywhere, and adopt many sad children lol

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

19 minutes ago, alittleinsane said:

WELL I DONT KNOW HOW TO SHARDBUDDY OR WHAT A SHARDBUDDY IS BUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES FINALLY AN ORV FAN OMGGGG

  Reveal hidden contents

epilogue kdj. on the train. wants to interfere and be a part of it again but is too afraid. suffer hahahahah.

i mean yeah kelsier isn't depressed but they both don't value their own life, can and will punch gods, meddle everywhere, and adopt many sad children lol

 

Spoiler

no yeah thats fair

yeah i have indoctrinated a buncha people into reading it, shardbuddies is when 2 people are like "your my friend, but 17thshard" and usually they both follow each other.

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

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no yeah thats fair

yeah i have indoctrinated a buncha people into reading it, shardbuddies is when 2 people are like "your my friend, but 17thshard" and usually they both follow each other.

Okie dokie!! Shardbuddies then :)))

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 minutes ago, alittleinsane said:

Okie dokie!! Shardbuddies then :)))

warning: i post a lot

like a lot

a lot a lot

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

warning: i post a lot

like a lot

a lot a lot

Oh splendid! I use this site like I’m making twitter s—tposts so AYYYYYY TWINSIESSSSS

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, alittleinsane said:

Oh splendid! I use this site like I’m making twitter s—tposts so AYYYYYY TWINSIESSSSS

do u like my Member Title?

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

do u like my Member Title?

YESSSSSS OMGGGG

You can always find ORV readers cause they ALWAYS have that somewhere in their bios lol

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, alittleinsane said:

YESSSSSS OMGGGG

You can always find ORV readers cause they ALWAYS have that somewhere in their bios lol

Yes.