The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Storm descends from his platform with laurel wreaths of victory bestowing them on Glass, Haly and Vyz. "You have restored your honor and proven yourself a mighty warrior, Lady Glass. You are to receive the highest rank of honor among the Inquisitors of Homework."

[PianoSavant she/her]

Piano throws up some confetti.

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Up in the air, not barfing.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Storm descends from his platform with laurel wreaths of victory bestowing them on Glass, Haly and Vyz. "You have restored your honor and proven yourself a mighty warrior, Lady Glass. You are to receive the highest rank of honor among the Inquisitors of Homework."

"Stormy, why are you talking so weird? And Vyz and Haly did a lot; shouldn't they get ranks as well?" She put the laurel on Haly's unconscious face.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Stormy, why are you talking so weird? And Vyz and Haly did a lot; shouldn't they get ranks as well?" She put the laurel on Haly's unconscious face.

"There are three laurels on for each of you, and I talk like this cause it's fancy. Also Vyz and Hall gets ranks too, just not as high as yours cause you did all of the trials, they joined in towards the end."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

"There are three laurels on for each of you, and I talk like this cause it's fancy. Also Vyz and Hall gets ranks too, just not as high as yours cause you did all of the trials, they joined in towards the end."

"Huh. Pretty sure I cheated some of them, but okay."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"Huh. Pretty sure I cheated some of them, but okay."

"Ah, whatever," Storm said, waving her off. "You got them done, and that's the only rule, sooooo you win! Congrats!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

"Ah, whatever," Storm said, waving her off. "You got them done, and that's the only rule, sooooo you win! Congrats!"

". . . Huh. Okay."

She set Haly on the ground and looked around. ". . . Now what?"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't know. How about a parade in your honor?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't know. How about a parade in your honor?"

Glass cringed and threw her hands up. "Nope! No thank you! I meant plot-wise."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass cringed and threw her hands up. "Nope! No thank you! I meant plot-wise."

"Uh, we could take down the top secret Homework base in Montana, or you know," Storm said, "maybe just a party."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"Uh, we could take down the top secret Homework base in Montana, or you know," Storm said, "maybe just a party."

"Or . . ." Glass started, "We could cover you in glitter." She slapped a pair of swimming goggles on his face before dumping a bucket of glitter on his head.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Or . . ." Glass started, "We could cover you in glitter." She slapped a pair of swimming goggles on his face before dumping a bucket of glitter on his head.

"Wait! No, please!" gasped Storm before getting a bucket full of glitter in his mouth.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

47 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"There are three laurels on for each of you, and I talk like this cause it's fancy. Also Vyz and Hall gets ranks too, just not as high as yours cause you did all of the trials, they joined in towards the end."

“No fairrrrrr,” Haly whined. 

25 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"Wait! No, please!" gasped Storm before getting a bucket full of glitter in his mouth.

Haly giggled. “Let’s go to Montana now!”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“No fairrrrrr,” Haly whined. 

Haly giggled. “Let’s go to Montana now!”

“Montana? I’m down.”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Montana? I’m down.”

"YEah! To that homework headquarters or whatever!" 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

"YEah! To that homework headquarters or whatever!" 

Wrath gasped. “I think we will need Spirit for this!”

He flinched, twitched, then fell still. Unnaturally so. He talked in a clipped, British accent. “I believe I am ready. Of course, that is, if you are.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

"YEah! To that homework headquarters or whatever!" 

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I know nothing about Montana sooooooo

 

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wrath gasped. “I think we will need Spirit for this!”

He flinched, twitched, then fell still. Unnaturally so. He talked in a clipped, British accent. “I believe I am ready. Of course, that is, if you are.”

"Oh," said Storm, confused. "oh, oh! um, yeah? I'm ready" he said as he brushed glitter off her clothes.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

16 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wrath gasped. “I think we will need Spirit for this!”

He flinched, twitched, then fell still. Unnaturally so. He talked in a clipped, British accent. “I believe I am ready. Of course, that is, if you are.”

"Why are you British."

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Why are you British."

Spirit stared at Glass. “I have always been. This is Spirit, by the way. Not Wrath.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Spirit stared at Glass. “I have always been. This is Spirit, by the way. Not Wrath.”

Glass blinked. "I thought you were the same person . . . ?"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass blinked. "I thought you were the same person . . . ?"

“We share the same body, unfortunately. But by no means are we the same person! I have no common qualities with that peasant. If you can call what he has quality.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

“We share the same body, unfortunately. But by no means are we the same person! I have no common qualities with that peasant. If you can call what he has quality.”

"You're the one with the British accent," she mumbled.

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No offense to any British people who happen to read this

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“We share the same body, unfortunately. But by no means are we the same person! I have no common qualities with that peasant. If you can call what he has quality.”

"Okay! Let's go!" 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"You're the one with the British accent," she mumbled.

 

Spirit brought a small dagger out of his sleeve, flicking it towards her. It missed by a hair. “Never again.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Spirit brought a small dagger out of his sleeve, flicking it towards her. It missed by a hair. “Never again.”

She caught the dagger and felt very awesome doing so. "We'll see."