“It’s a Long Way Up!” (The IRL-Skills RP)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

He yelped, starting to rub his head. There was blood. 

"Ow. That hurt." Captain Obvious [AKA Elan] said.

 

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Ah

I see

Wait I have a brilliant idea

Glass grabbed the bottle of rubbing alcohol and dumped it on Elan's head.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass grabbed the bottle of rubbing alcohol and dumped it on Elan's head.

Elan screeched. 

Very very very eloquently. Or that's what he'd claim later.

He also squoze his eyes, mouth, nose, and ears shut.

Because he liked his senses and was hoping to keep them around for longer.

He simultaneously wondered where the rubbing alcohol had come from

Didn't seem very survivalist.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan screeched. 

Very very very eloquently. Or that's what he'd claim later.

He also squoze his eyes, mouth, nose, and ears shut.

Because he liked his senses and was hoping to keep them around for longer.

He simultaneously wondered where the rubbing alcohol had come from

Didn't seem very survivalist.

"NO BACON. Also your head is bleeding."

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"NO BACON. Also your head is bleeding."

“The liver is that good you’re fighting over it?” CB said hopefully

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"NO BACON. Also your head is bleeding."

"I'm aware. Someone hit me in the head."

Just now, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“The liver is that good you’re fighting over it?” CB said hopefully

"Keep thinking that." He manages at CB.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“The liver is that good you’re fighting over it?” CB said hopefully

". . . yes."

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"I'm aware. Someone hit me in the head."

"Whoa, that's crazy."

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

". . . yes."

"Whoa, that's crazy."

 

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"I'm aware. Someone hit me in the head."

"Keep thinking that." He manages at CB.

“YAY!” He skips happily over towards the fire where the rest of the goose is and checks it “And the other part of the goose is almost done too!” 
 

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Ignore the fact that roasts take like hours to finish

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

". . . yes."

"Whoa, that's crazy."

Elan glares. "A bit of help? Maybe?" He says. Then he starts spitting, since he got a disgusting amount of rubbing alcohol in his mouth.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

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A drunk Elan. FUnnn

Scars accepts his tiny parcel of goose liver. And throws it deep into his mouth, swallowing it without chewing, retching all the while. "MMMM...protein"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Scars accepts his tiny parcel of goose liver. And throws it deep into his mouth, swallowing it without chewing, retching all the while. "MMMM...protein"

Elan retches too.

For different reasons.

This was almost as bad as the Rice Wine in third grade.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan glares. "A bit of help? Maybe?" He says. Then he starts spitting, since he got a disgusting amount of rubbing alcohol in his mouth.

 

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan retches too.

For different reasons.

This was almost as bad as the Rice Wine in third grade.

"Uh . . ." Glass pulled a towel out of her backpack and handed it to him.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

"Uh . . ." Glass pulled a towel out of her backpack and handed it to him.

He used it to wipe off the rubbing alcohol and the blood, all the while flinching.

"I-" he spluttered, "-hate alcohol."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

He used it to wipe off the rubbing alcohol and the blood, all the while flinching.

"I-" he spluttered, "-hate alcohol."

"That's good." She patted his head.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"That's good." She patted his head.

He stuck his tongue out at her.

And regretted it.

"Don't be patronizing. It's... well, patronizing."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

He stuck his tongue out at her.

And regretted it.

"Don't be patronizing. It's... well, patronizing."

"That won't stop me because . . . I never actually learned what patronizing means!"

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*googleth*

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"That won't stop me because . . . I never actually learned what patronizing means!"

 

He just grumbles at her with his eyes squoze nearly completely shut.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

He just grumbles at her with his eyes squoze nearly completely shut.

Glass chuckled and sat in the dirt.

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Well, that happened 

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass chuckled and sat in the dirt.

 

“You’re the worst.”

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You may have just cause permanent blindness

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“You’re the worst.”

 

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Eh you'll be fine

I didn't pour the entire bottle on. It's like one of those plastic squeeze bottles from Walmart.

It wasn't that much lol

Glass laughed. "That sounds familiar."

Edited October 4, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass laughed. "That sounds familiar."

“Cuz it’s true…” he says, but he starts to laugh too

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“Cuz it’s true…” he says, but he starts to laugh too

She laughed again and sighed, getting up and walking over to the leftover goose parts. She pulled two gloves out of her backpack and picked the gore up, putting it in front of the pig and then discarding her gloves.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She laughed again and sighed, getting up and walking over to the leftover goose parts. She pulled two gloves out of her backpack and picked the gore up, putting it in front of the pig and then discarding her gloves.

“Gross gloves.”

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“Speaking of that… GOOSE LIVER! COME AND GET SOME!” CB Shouts pointing at however many people there are equally divided portions. “I seasoned it with some salt and pepper, I couldn’t find any herbs” he says reluctantly

"Ohh this looks delicious", Uni says as he savors the delicious flavor of goose liver, "cant wait for the rest of the goose."

[Through the Living Hope]

8 hours ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

 

“YAY!” He skips happily over towards the fire where the rest of the goose is and checks it “And the other part of the goose is almost done too!” 
 

 

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Just a reminder- I called a leg

8 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

He used it to wipe off the rubbing alcohol and the blood, all the while flinching.

"I-" he spluttered, "-hate alcohol."

“I have no plans of consuming it. Ever.”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

“I have no plans of consuming it. Ever.”

“Don’t. Especially rice wine.”