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2 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

"GEESE GUTS??? I want some" Uni says, "Also if we each get a little bit of the goose to sustain us for now we could continue up the trail and find food later on so we don't have to eat that delicious looking boar"

“Alright, cooking the guts would be a lot easier if..” CB checks his bag and finds a fully charged solar powered convection stove with some pans. “Does someone want to cook the liver? I’m kinda unfood safe” he gestures at his bloodied clothes

Posted
1 minute ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“Alright, cooking the guts would be a lot easier if..” CB checks his bag and finds a fully charged solar powered convection stove with some pans. “Does someone want to cook the liver? I’m kinda unfood safe” he gestures at his bloodied clothes

"I'm sure you could get different clothes and soap from your bag."

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

"I'm sure you could get different clothes and soap from your bag."

“Fair enough.” Crazyboy goes out of sight to go clean off

Edited by UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
Sight not site
Posted
1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass was staring into the distance again.

"You guys wanna hear a gory story?" she asked with a purposefully insane-looking smile on her face.

Souls grins “Oooo”

Posted
Just now, Spark of Hope said:

 

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Okie!

Not sure what you're okay with so I'll just use spoiler boxes as it gets worse?

I don't think it's too bad but that's probably really different from what you think, so.

Ye.

"Okay so when I was about five or six years old, my dad and I went hog hunting, and the way you hunt is you set up some traps a few days prior, sprinkle bait on the ground (we used corn covered in corn syrup 'cus it's cheaper and it works), and then you go out, check the traps-

Spoiler

and shoot the wild hogs that wandered into the pen and got stuck. It's kinda like a crab trap; they can get in but not out.

"So there was only one hog in the pen this time, and my dad decided that he wanted to clean it before we headed home. He thought it would be easier to clean it on site, so he took it to a cleaning station, hung it by it's back legs-

Spoiler

pulled out a skinner-

Spoiler

and started skinning the hog, which normally would be so bad, except I was five . . .

"So the sight of-

Spoiler

all that blood dripping and running into a drain on the floor-

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and skin being torn off this animal that had been alive like, fifteen minutes earlier was quite scarring.

 

 

 

 

"So naturally I love to tell this story!"

Posted
1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Okay so when I was about five or six years old, my dad and I went hog hunting, and the way you hunt is you set up some traps a few days prior, sprinkle bait on the ground (we used corn covered in corn syrup 'cus it's cheaper and it works), and then you go out, check the traps-

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and shoot the wild hogs that wandered into the pen and got stuck. It's kinda like a crab trap; they can get in but not out.

"So there was only one hog in the pen this time, and my dad decided that he wanted to clean it before we headed home. He thought it would be easier to clean it on site, so he took it to a cleaning station, hung it by it's back legs-

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pulled out a skinner-

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and started skinning the hog, which normally would be so bad, except I was five . . .

"So the sight of-

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all that blood dripping and running into a drain on the floor-

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and skin being torn off this animal that had been alive like, fifteen minutes earlier was quite scarring.

 

 

 

 

"So naturally I love to tell this story!"

She blinked, silent for about twenty seconds, finally saying, “…yikes.”

Posted
2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Okay so when I was about five or six years old, my dad and I went hog hunting, and the way you hunt is you set up some traps a few days prior, sprinkle bait on the ground (we used corn covered in corn syrup 'cus it's cheaper and it works), and then you go out, check the traps-

  Hide contents

and shoot the wild hogs that wandered into the pen and got stuck. It's kinda like a crab trap; they can get in but not out.

"So there was only one hog in the pen this time, and my dad decided that he wanted to clean it before we headed home. He thought it would be easier to clean it on site, so he took it to a cleaning station, hung it by it's back legs-

  Hide contents

pulled out a skinner-

  Hide contents

and started skinning the hog, which normally would be so bad, except I was five . . .

"So the sight of-

  Hide contents

all that blood dripping and running into a drain on the floor-

  Hide contents

and skin being torn off this animal that had been alive like, fifteen minutes earlier was quite scarring.

 

 

 

 

"So naturally I love to tell this story!"

“Oh my”

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"Yep! OO, I have a zombie hog story, too! It's not gory though."

 

Minecraft zombie hog??”

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass blinked.

"Uh, no . . ."

“Oh darn. It’s still probably interesting though…” Souls says.

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

“Zoglins?” she laughed

 

“Oh that’s what they’re called…” Souls says

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