“It’s a Long Way Up!” (The IRL-Skills RP)

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

34 minutes ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“Lunchtime? I can make that goose tasty, can’t be any different from a chicken defeathering and deboning right?” 
 

 

 

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

"Yeah, but we'll have to cook it for a little while longer." She used a stick to push it out of the fire and put the flames out. "We have to remove the feathers and skin it first, too. Although, I guess there're aren't a ton left..."

"Alright so campfire?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

 

"Alright so campfire?"

"Yep." She pulled a hunting knife from her backpack and set to work. "How do we want to cook this, anyway?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Yep." She pulled a hunting knife from her backpack and set to work. "How do we want to cook this, anyway?"

"Campfire, probably not too well done..."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Campfire, probably not too well done..."

"Well, we'll probably want it pretty well done, actually. It's a bird and poultry tends to have a higher likelihood of containing diseases." She thought for a moment. "Or at least I think so."

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Well, we'll probably want it pretty well done, actually. It's a bird and poultry tends to have a higher likelihood of containing diseases." She thought for a moment. "Or at least I think so."

"You could Google it."

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"You could Google it."

“Alright alright I got this. Poultry needs to be cooked to 165*F to be safe. First let’s debone this sucker.” Getting more used to the backpacks he looks expectantly and finds a standard kitchen knife. “That will work” he said. Grabbing the bird and flipping it upside down he shouted, “ might wanna look  away for this part it’s gonna get bloody” he walks a bit away from everyone and slits the bird’s throat. Immediately blood starts pouring out and the bird twitches a bit spraying him with blood. “Come on man” He sighs. A couple minutes later, the blood was sufficiently drained. And CB sufficiently Bloodied.“Anyone got a Ta-OOF” He says as he’s taken to the floor by a folding table.  “A little help?” He asks holding up the goose to not dirty it 

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Sorry for the wall of text everybody 

also yay I get to show off my decent cooking  skills!

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“Alright alright I got this. Poultry needs to be cooked to 165*F to be safe. First let’s debone this sucker.” Getting more used to the backpacks he looks expectantly and finds a standard kitchen knife. “That will work” he said. Grabbing the bird and flipping it upside down he shouted, “ might wanna look  away for this part it’s gonna get bloody” he walks a bit away from everyone and slits the bird’s throat. Immediately blood starts pouring out and the bird twitches a bit spraying him with blood. “Come on man” He sighs. A couple minutes later, the blood was sufficiently drained. And CB sufficiently Bloodied.“Anyone got a Ta-OOF” He says as he’s taken to the floor by a folding table.  “A little help?” He asks holding up the goose to not dirty it 

 

Elan comes over to help, having a decent amount of experience working with shredding and cooking chicken.

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan comes over to help, having a decent amount of experience working with shredding and cooking chicken.

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Going to assume you also helped me out with the table in my pack

“Thanks.” CB says putting the goose down on the now set up table.  “You know how to clean and gut a goose?” He asks

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“Thanks.” CB says putting the goose down on the now set up table.  “You know how to clean and gut a goose?” He asks

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Yeah def cuz it's hard to work while your partner is crushed by a table

"In theory yes? I'm sure I'll learn anything I don't know pretty quickly."

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"In theory yes? I'm sure I'll learn anything I don't know pretty quickly."

“Alright, we’ll  to pick out all the feathers by hand and then we’ll need to wash it.” He instructed Trying to contain his excitement. This is going to be so fun he thought

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It’s late on my end, pick it up in the morning?

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“Alright, we’ll  to pick out all the feathers by hand and then we’ll need to wash it.” He instructed Trying to contain his excitement. This is going to be so fun he thought

 

"Yep. Sounds good to me." Don't think about food inc. Don't throw up. This is awesome.

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Yep probably

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 hours ago, The Stormfather said:

"But... The backpacks..."

"I still have mine on" Uni says "ohh goose, that sounds yummy"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 hours ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“Alright alright I got this. Poultry needs to be cooked to 165*F to be safe. First let’s debone this sucker.” Getting more used to the backpacks he looks expectantly and finds a standard kitchen knife. “That will work” he said. Grabbing the bird and flipping it upside down he shouted, “ might wanna look  away for this part it’s gonna get bloody” he walks a bit away from everyone and slits the bird’s throat. Immediately blood starts pouring out and the bird twitches a bit spraying him with blood. “Come on man” He sighs. A couple minutes later, the blood was sufficiently drained. And CB sufficiently Bloodied.“Anyone got a Ta-OOF” He says as he’s taken to the floor by a folding table.  “A little help?” He asks holding up the goose to not dirty it 

 

"Hey!" Glass said as Elan took the goose from her.

She watched him work on it.

"My guy, what do you think I was doing?" She rolled her eyes and gave him a flat stare.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

6 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Hey!" Glass said as Elan took the goose from her.

She watched him work on it.

"My guy, what do you think I was doing?" She rolled her eyes and gave him a flat stare.

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I didn't take the goose, that was CB

"Staring at a dead goose and being unsure of your facts."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Staring at a dead goose and being unsure of your facts."

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Oop-

That's my bad.

Pretend I was talking to CB, everyone.

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

19 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

“So. Anyone know how goose tastes?”

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“So. Anyone know how goose tastes?”

“Probably duck but slightly more gamey so delicious” 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

27 minutes ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“Probably duck but slightly more gamey so delicious” 

“Hm. Maybe.”

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

43 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“Hm. Maybe.”

“We will find out if we can ever wash thi-“ he stumbles as his bag becomes heavier, Cheking it he finds a big bucket of water. “Nice”

Edited September 27, 2024 by UndiagnosedCrazyBoy
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[Unintelligenius he/him]

"So we're gonna eat some goose then keep going" Uni asks. "Sounds delicious".

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

1 minute ago, Unintelligenius said:

"So we're gonna eat some goose then keep going" Uni asks. "Sounds delicious".

“Yup!” Crazy boy says setting the bucket down by where he’s working 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

16 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

"So we're gonna eat some goose then keep going" Uni asks. "Sounds delicious".

“Definitely.”

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“Definitely.”

“Yup, now if you want to keep your appetite, look away” CB says and chops off the head and starts working on taking out the gizzard heart intestines, etc “Now how  do we want to cook this?” He asks

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

59 minutes ago, UndiagnosedCrazyBoy said:

“Yup, now if you want to keep your appetite, look away” CB says and chops off the head and starts working on taking out the gizzard heart intestines, etc “Now how  do we want to cook this?” He asks

“We could start a fire.”

[UndiagnosedCrazyBoy He/Him]

30 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“We could start a fire.”

“Yeah but do you want it roasted, fried?” He questioned