Rock, Paper, Dynamite!

[___ He/Him]

Pride as I watch what my corn turned into

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Horror as you realize they'll keep repopulating fast enough to consume all the resources and cause another mass extinction event

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

the corn above all survives. The Corn who ascended to Adonalism 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Corn Adonalsium is Shattered

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

38 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Horror as you realize they'll keep repopulating fast enough to consume all the resources and cause another mass extinction event

Lies 
Thomas Malthus was wrong

18 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Corn Adonalsium is Shattered

There are now Corn Shards
Maize
Sweet
Flour
Field
Flint 
Popcorn
Dent
 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Flint shatters into F and Lint

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

The powers of Corn stay sentient and form a new substance called Popcorn

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

what is corn adonalsium?? i really needa be on here more often

Popcorn is defeated by the mighty Microwave

it burnt them :0 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Popcorn brought in metal and took out Microwave.

Mutually assured destruction

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

But the Microwave allied with Humans to destroy the Popcorn & Metal

this is turning into 5 word story the Second

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Metal granted the Corn Cornbinding abilities (and also killed the humans who tried to eat it)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

The dead humans emmitted poisonous gas from their genetically modified bodies so the Corn and Popcorn and Metal died/melted

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Metal is God Metal and isn't sentient so it can't die. It just gives Corn powers. Additionally Corn hasn't got a nose so it can't breathe in gas

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

The gases were corrosive and ate away at Metal and Corn

Ninja'd

Edited May 19, 2025 by Kaladin Stormcursed

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

But they were immune to it because yes

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

But they were immune to it because yes but actually no

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

But the gas was actually just a bad smell, it wasn't acidic, so they were safe.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Corn binding granted them protection

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

no more corn

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Corn repopulates 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Oh no! To much corn!

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

A human eats them all

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

The corn attacks the human's insides

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

The stomach acids burn them so they stop

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

ughhh acid reflex!!