Rock, Paper, Dynamite!

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Power outages 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I don't think he needs power to work he just hits stuff with his hammer

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

6 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I don't think he needs power to work he just hits stuff with his hammer

Isn’t he like a video game character?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Isn’t he like a video game character?

Oh yeah he is I forgot
Alright emergency generator

Edited April 29, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

It malfunctions

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Handy man

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Unhandy Man

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Hiring an actual proffesional to fix it.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Traffic delays

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Taking a helicopter

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Someone turns off the fan because it was cold

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

The button was jammed to the ‘on’ setting

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

They unjammed the jam

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

It got re jammed 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

It got re unjammed

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

The re unjammed got re re jammed

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

The re unjammed got re re jammed

The rejammed former unjammed jam got re re unjammed

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

The rejammed former unjammed jam that got re re unjammed got re re re jammed

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

The rejammed former unjammed jam that got re re unjammed got re re re jammed and then re re re re unjammed so while there was a former jammed jam that had been rejammed it's now re-re-re-re unjammed

 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

The rejammed former unjammed jam that got re re unjammed got re re re jammed and then re re re re unjammed so while there was a former jammed jam that had been rejammed it's now re-re-re-re unjammed But then it got re re re re jammed 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Our brains implode from this

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

No, they explode

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Speak for yourself

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Speak for someone else

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Being mute