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6 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

drawing a royal flush

killing everyone at the poker table and taking all their money and eating their bodies

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Just now, Rynturning_Light said:

all being fair in war

UNFAIR WAR

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It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries, The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition, and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus, to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

 

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Just now, Shatter said:

UNFAIR WAR

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It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries, The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition, and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus, to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

 

War being neither fair nor unfair, but a simple force

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1 minute ago, Rynturning_Light said:

Standing against the forces of man

Being the forces of man standing against the xenos forces
FOR THE EMPEROR!

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Just now, Shatter said:

Being the forces of man standing against the xenos forces
FOR THE EMPEROR!

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I am fully in the dark about your FOR THE EMPEROR bit, but go off ig

 

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24 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:
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It's some video game thing

Probably Helldivers

I stand corrected nvm

 

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ooo. FOR DEMOCRACY!!! DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF LIBERTY AND FREEDOM!! MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH!!

:3

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1 hour ago, Rynturning_Light said:

Still not understanding Shatter's references:D 

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they're from the Universe of Warhammer 40k.

 

1 hour ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

..... being not that liberal

spreading a lot of cream cheese on your bread

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