Rock, Paper, Dynamite!

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Just now, Ookla the Shattered said:

Cats

Music

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Just now, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

Music

Vaccuum cleaner

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9 minutes ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

Vaccuum cleaner

Cats

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4 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

Cats

how does cats beat a vacuum cleaner?

coyotes

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Hoid

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5 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Hoid

we need to ban Hoid

Odium

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Hoid

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Just now, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Hoid

but... Odium BEAT him. Odium outsmarted him.

Taravangian

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He beat Hoid....once

HOID WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH

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9 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

He beat Hoid....once

HOID WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH

Actually twice.

Guilt.

Edited December 18, 2025 by Ookla the Shattered

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Who is secretly Hoid

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21 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Who is secretly Hoid

Murder. (Hoid is incapable of murder. He physically cannot do it.)

Edited December 18, 2025 by Ookla the Shattered

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Hiring a murderer

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Bluefingers

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Not knowing what that is

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having read warbreaker(hah premonition)

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56 minutes ago, First of the Tide said:

having read warbreaker(hah premonition)

Having read the whole cosmere and being a cosmerologist (yes. I made myself a degree. I am a doctor in Cosmerology.

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2 hours ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

Having read the whole cosmere and being a cosmerologist (yes. I made myself a degree. I am a doctor in Cosmerology.

Inventing Cosmerology first

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19 minutes ago, Ookla the Wallfacer said:

Inventing Cosmerology first

Having the first University of Cosmerology

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29 minutes ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

Having the first University of Cosmerology

Already having taught people Cosmerology

Edited December 19, 2025 by Ookla the Wallfacer

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1 hour ago, Ookla the Wallfacer said:

Already having taught people Cosmerology

Having done the same and writing a textbook on it. (I'm not joking. I am. Why? dunno. why not?)

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Writing 2 textbooks.

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Reading 2 textbooks

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Reading Sanderson

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41 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Reading Sanderson

Reading Sanderson and Jordan