Rock, Paper, Dynamite!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Frozen in Carbonite and hung up in Jabba's Palace

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Not knowing what the heck you're talking about

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Normality

[NerdSandwich she/her]

sanderson

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

koloss head munching day

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Ookla season

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

new members

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Spiked cookies

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

ahem, you mean cookies

Spoiler

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Honour

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

wat

Spoiler

Retribuiton

[NerdSandwich she/her]

spelling

[WaT]

Spoiler

It's spelled Retribution

 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Americans

Spoiler

Y'all spell weirdly

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

17 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Americans

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Y'all spell weirdly

 

Non-Americans

Spoiler

No u

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My favourite colour of jewellery is grey with a picture of a travelling theatre on it.

(no I'm not from England)

[Vielence She/Her]

Randomness

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My sister.

[Vielence She/Her]

31 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

My sister.

MY sister

[NerdSandwich she/her]

MY OTHER SISTER

[Vielence She/Her]

18 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

MY OTHER SISTER

ME

[NerdSandwich she/her]

MY OTHER SISTER

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

MY NON EXISTENT SISTER

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

MY EXISTANT SISTER

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

ME WHO BECAME A SISTER

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I AM YOUR FATHER

Edited November 14, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane