Ask Ancient Elantrian Everything And Anything

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10 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

How old does something have to be to be ancient?

Depends on what it is. Clothes take a couple years. Furniture takes a couple decades. Buildings can take anywhere from 50-200 years. People get there in ~60 years. Trends take like a week. Movies take until animation or CGI gets better. 

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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33 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Something not too crazy but still kinda crazy.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Have I slowed down for long enough to be able to start rapid firing agin?

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10 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Have I slowed down for long enough to be able to start rapid firing again?

Yes.

Yes you have.

 

 

*Waits in fear*

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

What is your favorite type of car?

What don’t you like about thread?

have you, would you, and could you make a rope?

Would you write a song for a friend who is leaving on an hour to be gone on Hawaii for thee years?

Would you eat an entire chocolate cake in five minute to earn$100?

would you like a dragonfly for $5?

Would you keep a pet kangaroo?

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Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

What is your favorite type of car?

What don’t you like about thread?

have you, would you, and could you make a rope?

Would you write a song for a friend who is leaving on an hour to be gone on Hawaii for thee years?

Would you eat an entire chocolate cake in five minute to earn$100?

would you like a dragonfly for $5?

Would you keep a pet kangaroo?

VW Beetle.

It's too weird feeling.

I have, I would, I could.

I might, but I wouldn't sing it to them.

YES!

Yes?

Ye....s?

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

If a snail followed you relentlessly. It is at its own pace, it never stops, it is smart enough to sneak onto planes cars and stuff to get to you.it cannot be slowed by you, trapped, or stopped.

You have unlimited free travel money.

if you come into contact with the snail you die.

Do you choose it accept?

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3 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

If a snail followed you relentlessly. It is at its own pace, it never stops, it is smart enough to sneak onto planes cars and stuff to get to you.it cannot be slowed by you, trapped, or stopped.

You have unlimited free travel money.

if you come into contact with the snail you die.

Do you choose it accept?

Not this question! I hate this question! I've wasted away hours of my life contemplating it.

Yeah, I'd accept it. I mean, free travel money!

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Not this question! I hate this question! I've wasted away hours of my life contemplating it.

Yeah, I'd accept it. I mean, free travel money!

If a truck landed in your house, would you take the truck?

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Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

If a truck landed in your house, would you take the truck?

Uh...

Yes? I guess? Free truck.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

40 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Uh...

Yes? I guess? Free truck.

Thievery 

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Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Thievery 

Was the truck owned by someone?

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

7 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Was the truck owned by someone?

Would you take an innocents truck away from him, even if it landed on your house?

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6 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Would you take an innocents truck away from him, even if it landed on your house?

No.

[The Sibling she/her]

Do you prefer flashing lights or loud beeping?

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14 minutes ago, The Sibling said:

Do you prefer flashing lights or loud beeping?

Hmmmmm

Flashing lights?

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

What is your favorite traffic sign?

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2 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

What is your favorite traffic sign?

Those ones that show a person getting crushed by a railroad barrier. If that counts.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

 favorite type of micro mobile?

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10 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

 favorite type of micro mobile?

What’s dat?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Have you ever heard of the Monster Hunter video game series?

Cats or dogs?

Favorite genre of music? Of video games?

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31 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Have you ever heard of the Monster Hunter video game series?

Cats or dogs?

Favorite genre of music? Of video games?

No, I don't play video games much.

Cats, though I'm allergic to both and actually REALLY don't like dogs.

Movie soundtracks, and N/A.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Beach or forest?

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7 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Beach or forest?

Forest, but only without mosquitoes.