Artemis Fowl

[Guest]

Totally not copying calano here 

This is for you to talk about all things Artemis Fowl because honestly, Artemis fowl, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson are the holy Trinity of middle grade fantasy 

To start off

Favourite character?

Mine is Artemis, obviously. He was one of those characters that walked so characters like Kaz could run

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I do like artemis and holly. But I also like Butler, Mulch, and Foaly

[Going_North_cal]

you mfin copycat, you.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

5 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

you mfin copycat, you.

Grows menacingly. What are your favorite characters?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

It's kind of weird with me, really... I'm not really a superfan of anything, but I've read quite a few books and remember them quite well. It's related because I've read Artemis Fowl, and it was... Nice, I guess (I especially like decrypting the writings at the bottom), but I don't really have a favorite character.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

I love Artemis. He’s great. Who else ships him with Holly?

Also, Mulch is an icon. So is Foaly. And Butler. And… all the characters. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, SymphonianBookworm said:

I love Artemis. He’s great. Who else ships him with Holly?

 

I did before book six.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I did before book six.

Ah i get that. That...scene was not cool. But hey it was the early 2000s I guess, and the books are a product of their time. 

1 hour ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

I love Artemis. He’s great. Who else ships him with Holly?

Also, Mulch is an icon. So is Foaly. And Butler. And… all the characters. 

I ship him with Holly! Okay, Symph here's a question for ya. It contains minor spoilers for SoC and book 3 of Artemis Fowl so I'll put it in a box. 

Spoiler

Do you think that scene in book 3 where Artemis wants to cut off that guys finger (Spiro, I think?) is strangely reminiscent of Kaz ripping out that other guys eyeball? Well, a way milder, much much tamer version but still. 

 

[AonDoor he/him]

1 hour ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

I love Artemis. He’s great. Who else ships him with Holly?

Isn't Holly hundreds of years old? Also, I've only read the first two books. (Don't hurt me.)

[Guest]

27 minutes ago, AonDoor said:

Isn't Holly hundreds of years old? Also, I've only read the first two books. (Don't hurt me.)

More like 80 years old  

But hey 

Need I say more than 

Edward and Bella? 

Damon/Stefan and Elena? 

Atleast holly 

Isn't 

Yk 

The living dead

 

Don't worry we won't hurt you 

Much 

(Goes without saying/jk)

Edited September 12, 2022 by Elf

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Elf said:

Much

I read this as Mulch...

28 minutes ago, AonDoor said:

Isn't Holly hundreds of years old? Also, I've only read the first two books. (Don't hurt me.)

We'll only force you to fight a troll, armed only with a medieval suit of armor.

[Guest]

Oh that was a badass scene

Let's go Butler! 

Have you seen the movie 

On a scale of 0 to -10000, how bad did you find it? 

Not throwing shade on any of the actors (they tried their best with what they were given) but the...everything else could have been better

Edited September 12, 2022 by Elf

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

3 hours ago, Elf said:

Ah i get that. That...scene was not cool. But hey it was the early 2000s I guess, and the books are a product of their time. 

I ship him with Holly! Okay, Symph here's a question for ya. It contains minor spoilers for SoC and book 3 of Artemis Fowl so I'll put it in a box. 

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Do you think that scene in book 3 where Artemis wants to cut off that guys finger (Spiro, I think?) is strangely reminiscent of Kaz ripping out that other guys eyeball? Well, a way milder, much much tamer version but still. 

 

Age? In a ratio to human years, Holly is about his age. Besides. I ship Jasnahoid and we don’t talk about the age difference there

wait a minute…. Yeah, it is…

[AonDoor he/him]

14 hours ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

Age? In a ratio to human years, Holly is about his age. Besides. I ship Jasnahoid and we don’t talk about the age difference there

wait a minute…. Yeah, it is…

Well, Hoid is basically immortal, so it's impossible to make a ratio for that. Hartemis (can you think of a better name?) wouldn't last because Artemis would age way faster than Holly. Also, are you saying she's about his physical or mental age?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, AonDoor said:

Well, Hoid is basically immortal, so it's impossible to make a ratio for that. Hartemis (can you think of a better name?) wouldn't last because Artemis would age way faster than Holly. Also, are you saying she's about his physical or mental age?

Wellllllllllllllllll, read more and you might understand a bit more.

 

[Guest]

One clarification 

I ship 15/18 year old Artemis (if you know what I'm talking about then you know) with holly. 

Not the 12 to 14 range one  

Cause that's just 

Plain weird

Edited September 13, 2022 by Elf

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Yes, that. 
 

Spoiler

That one scene in book four though. @Elf I’m sure you know what I’m talking about.

 

[Guest]

I actually don't 

Read the books in 2019 

I was a wee lass of 12 

And now i am 16 

(Nearly)

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

The scene where they kiss.

 

Don't read this if you haven't read book 4!

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Book 4 is the opal deception book six is the time paradox.

[Guest]

oh yeah that scene is in book six not 4.

Spoiler

its weird for it being a little non-con but artemis is 15 in it. And since they go back in time, artemis gets aged up to 18 and holly gets aged down to...younger, remember?

 

[Cinnamon]

Hello I just recently re read the Artemis fowl series (it was my fav when I was 10) and I have definitely not been trying to do an Irish accent since, nor looking for merch.

On 13/9/2022 at 6:21 AM, Elf said:

 

Have you seen the movie 

On a scale of 0 to -10000, how bad did you find it? 

Not throwing shade on any of the actors (they tried their best with what they were given) but the...everything else could have been better

3/10000 I’m sorry it was terrible it wasn’t as bad as the Percy Jackson movie though 

[Wittles he/him]

I'm a bit late to this, but it is awesome that there's an Artemis Fowl thread on the shard!