Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Unfortunately, everyone in the Universal Alien Alliance ate bread with the butter side down. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Unfortunately, everyone in the Universal Alien Alliance ate bread with the butter side down. 

Fortunately, they fought a war against all the butter-side-up bread eaters and won.

[Bones He/Him]

Unfortunately, eating buttered bread with the butter side down poisoned and killed everyone who ate buttered bread with the butter side down.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

13 hours ago, Bones said:

Unfortunately, eating buttered bread with the butter side down poisoned and killed everyone who ate buttered bread with the butter side down.

Fortunately, the universe would forever be freed of those butter-side-down monsters. 

[Bones He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Fortunately, the universe would forever be freed of those butter-side-down monsters. 

Unfortunately, the gates to the Underworld broke loose and everyone dead broke out.

[pureintonation she/her]

Fortunately, they were basically like the dead from Coco, and they mostly just wanted to hang around their families and such. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Unfortunately, their families were all dead too, leaving them with no one to hang with. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

10 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Unfortunately, their families were all dead too, leaving them with no one to hang with. 

Fortunately, they could all hang with each other instead

[Bones He/Him]

Unfortunately, half of the dead were forgotten and truly died.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Fortunately, the other half would never be forgotten. 

[Keke They/he]

Unfortunately, being there forever drove them mad