Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 20 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: Unfortunately the Martians left and then the humans realized they were stuck in space with no fuel or food. Fortunately, they developed a way to grow meat based off their own cell cultures.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: Fortunately, they developed a way to grow meat based off their own cell cultures. Unfortunately every human alive is a vegetarian.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said: Unfortunately every human alive is a vegetarian. Fortunately, they remembered their heavy-duty radio equipment and sent out a distress signal to the entire system.
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted February 7 Posted February 7 3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: Fortunately, they remembered their heavy-duty radio equipment and sent out a distress signal to the entire system. Unfortunately, it was picked up by hostile aliens.
pureintonation she/her Posted February 7 Posted February 7 Fortunately, “Hostile Aliens” was the name of their race, and there was some sort of translation error. A better translation would have been “the cutie patootie super nice aliens” due to their charming appearance and very hospitable culture.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 Unfortunately, per the rules of their culture, they could only be friendly and charming to strangers for a maximum allotted time of two minutes and thirty-two seconds before they had to vaporize them.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said: Unfortunately, per the rules of their culture, they could only be friendly and charming to strangers for a maximum allotted time of two minutes and thirty-two seconds before they had to vaporize them. Frotunately the humans vaporize them first.
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted February 8 Posted February 8 7 hours ago, Unintelligenius said: Frotunately the humans vaporize them first. Unfortunately, that makes them committers of genocide, so they'd rather not do that
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 8 Posted February 8 11 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: Unfortunately, that makes them committers of genocide, so they'd rather not do that Fortunately, they banished genocide from under the law, being the last remnants of human civilisation, and thus clearing themselves of any genocidal crime they might have committed by vaporizing the aliens.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 9 Posted February 9 On 2/8/2026 at 10:17 AM, Ashkaloda said: Fortunately, they banished genocide from under the law, being the last remnants of human civilisation, and thus clearing themselves of any genocidal crime they might have committed by vaporizing the aliens. Unfortunately, galactic law states that they must all be imprisoned for life for their crimes. The space police come to take them away.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 9 Posted February 9 30 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: Unfortunately, galactic law states that they must all be imprisoned for life for their crimes. The space police come to take them away. Fortunately, that meant that they were no longer about to starve to death.
Bones He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Unfortunately, the prison food made them want to starve to death.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Fortunately they soon broke out and escaped to mars.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Unfortunately, the martians refused to harbor convicted felons and turned them back in.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Fortunately, they keep traveling until they find a planet that is inhabitable and with aliens who will let them stay there.
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted February 10 Posted February 10 15 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: Fortunately, they keep traveling until they find a planet that is inhabitable and with aliens who will let them stay there. Unfortunately, they all die, because the planet is inhabitable.
Bones He/Him Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Fortunately, their culture lives on in the aliens.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Unfortunately, the aliens are all wiped out when their planet spontaneously sublimates.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Fortunately some were vacationing on another planet and survived.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 11 Posted February 11 40 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: Fortunately some were vacationing on another planet and survived. Unfortunately, only two survived.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 11 Posted February 11 4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: Unfortunately, only two survived. Fortunately they clone themselves until there is a million of them.
Bones He/Him Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Unfortunately, the clones were evil and started to conquer the universe.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Fortunately (for them), they succeeded.
Bones He/Him Posted February 12 Posted February 12 (edited) Unfortunately (for everyone else), the clones started executing all non-clones. Edited February 12 by Bones
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Fortunately the Universal Alien Alliance stepped in to take them down and imprisoned all of them.
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