The Tubists' Guild

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

I know I can't be the only tuba player on the shard, and I haven't seen any other threads doing this, so all my friends who know the best instrument, join me. 

So, this hangout group begins.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I play the cello and there is no orchestra club. So may I join?

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

You may be part of the janitorial staff. We pay handsomely. Also, we offer early retirement with significant benefits (such as assistance in creating your own institutions).

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Very well. I shall join the janitorial staff for now.