CHORTLISM

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

BLASPHEMY! THE SCADOOSH CHORTLE IS SACRED. HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS.

(and its not THE greatest. Its just AMONG them.)

(lol, of course)

Because, I have a great master who knows that the chortle side is a pathway to many chortles considered to be... unchortled.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

(lol, of course)

Because, I have a great master who knows that the chortle side is a pathway to many chortles considered to be... unchortled.

Oh my gosh that was among the best things I have ever heard. Of course you can join. That quote will go down in Chortlism history. 

but its:....to many chortles SOME consider to be unchortled. 

But great job. You have successfully made me happy with a clever reference and have earned my respect.  ;P

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

Oh my gosh that was among the best things I have ever heard. Of course you can join. That quote will go down in Chortlism history. 

but its:....to many chortles SOME consider to be unchortled. 

But great job. You have successfully made me happy with a clever reference and have earned my respect.  ;P

lol, thanks.

[NameIess]

*Finishes chortling* So, have I ever told you that I have a secret waffle recipe?

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I think so?! TELL ME. It sounds DELICIOUS. 

[NameIess]

Yes. I am the supreme waffle cook. For eons I have studied the dark arts of combining the essence of waffles and chortles, and at long last I have succeeded. Eating my waffles will draw anyone closer to the ways of the chortle, no matter how far they have strayed.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Yes. I am the supreme waffle cook. For eons I have studied the dark arts of combining the essence of waffles and chortles, and at long last I have succeeded. Eating my waffles will draw anyone closer to the ways of the chortle, no matter how far they have strayed.

Well than it is settled! You will be appointed as our head missionary! 

[NameIess]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

Well than it is settled! You will be appointed as our head missionary! 

Excellent! I'll need some ingredients for my waffles. Can I have the rights to requisition them?

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Excellent! I'll need some ingredients for my waffles. Can I have the rights to requisition them?

Well I AM the Deity of Waffles. I will summon the ingredients needed.

[NameIess]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

Well I AM the Deity of Waffles. I will summon the ingredients needed.

Yes, well. I need some special ingredients. Some non-standard ones.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Yes, well. I need some special ingredients. Some non-standard ones.

Oh? Well than. It would not do to reveal trade secrets  publicly. We will discuss this on the EP. (Which I will make soooooon so dont fret.)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

anyone wanna here about some chortle juice I just created, I think it tastes alright. *sips* though it could use more essence of waffle...

[NameIess]

Speaking of chortle juice, you must drink a special juice in order to prepare your palate for the waffles, else they overwhelm your tastebuds with pure chortleness. 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Indeed. Pure chortleness can be fatal. lol

[NameIess]

*chortles* indeed. My 'juice' is actually a potent numbing agent, to dull the taste.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*he nodded* yes, I diluted it with bacon grease and super lava.

[NameIess]

Yes. the numbing agent also helps keep those who eat my waffles from discovering the secret ingredients.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

6 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

*he nodded* yes, I diluted it with bacon grease and super lava.

Hmmm. GENIUS

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Yes. the numbing agent also helps keep those who eat my waffles from discovering the secret ingredients.

BRILLIANT

So far our cult, order, group, guild, or whatever  is off to a brilliant start. lol

chortles.

[NameIess]

Indeed. Where's the kitchen?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

Hmmm. GENIUS

BRILLIANT

So far our cult, order, group, guild, or whatever  is off to a brilliant start. lol

chortles.

mhm. I also think we should start selling all of our inventory in stores across the universe and multiverse.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

21 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

mhm. I also think we should start selling all of our inventory in stores across the universe and multiverse.

Great idea! Their wont be a partical in the Cosmos who hav not heard of Chortlism.

23 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Indeed. Where's the kitchen?

*Opens a portal to a perfect-for-baking-waffles kitchen*

[NameIess]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

*Opens a portal to a perfect-for-baking-waffles kitchen*

Excellent. I'll run out of ingredients soon, but I should be able to get a few batches done before then.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

Great idea! Their wont be a partical in the Cosmos who hav not heard of Chortlism.

*Opens a portal to a perfect-for-baking-waffles kitchen*

indeed. I have a few business accomplices in Scadrial who would be willing to help us set up in Elendel.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I, The Wandering Wizard , hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy ad divine leader of Chortlism.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

9 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I, The Wandering Wizard , hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy ad divine leader of Chortlism.

Congrats! You are our 4th member! Now await youre invitation to Chortlism HQ.