Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

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YAY 

Season four beginning! I'm totally not going to turn this one into the Chicken King's return and trying to kill people with his evil cult of super chickens.

Totally.

Thaidakar felt a change in the air, "hmm... Something... Something's coming."

[Going_North_cal]

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oh boy.

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

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ONWARD WOOO

AND THANKS CALANO

Haly: screams and pitches her book “LIES! ALL OF THEM LIES!” runs in the opposite direction, bangs into a bookshelf, and falls through the floor into a dark room “Owww… where am I? Anyone? Ummmm… help please?”

[NameIess]

6 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar felt a change in the air, "hmm... Something... Something's coming."

Lark smiled. "Yes indeed. Something has changed. Something very important." He chuckled softly.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Lark smiled. "Yes indeed. Something has changed. Something very important." He chuckled softly.

"Yes, I know." Thaidakar said, "but it isn't the fact that you have a way out of the clinic."

Lark felt himself starting to be ripped apart.

"if you leave the clinic, you'll just start disintegrating."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"Yes, I know." Thaidakar said, "but it isn't the fact that you have a way out of the clinic."

Lark felt himself starting to be ripped apart.

"if you leave the clinic, you'll just start disintegrating."

Lark's chuckles turned to laughs. "Why would I want to leave?" In a flash, both he and Thaidakar were in the lobby of the clinic. "Why indeed?"

Edited September 23, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Lark's chuckles turned to laughs. "Why would I want to leave?" In a flash, both he and Thaidakar were in the lobby of the clinic. "Why indeed?"

"That's the question..."

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"That's the question..."

Lark grinned. "Yes it is. You're smarter than I thought. I might even keep you around once I finish transforming this place."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Lark grinned. "Yes it is. You're smarter than I thought. I might even keep you around once I finish transforming this place."

"I see..." he rubbed his neck where the dagger would've stabbed, "I assume Calano doesn't know about this little thing yet?"

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"I see..." he rubbed his neck where the dagger would've stabbed, "I assume Calano doesn't know about this little thing yet?"

"Of course not. He's too busy galivanting off in other dimensions to pay any attention to what happens here." Lark's smile widened. "And now that I've hacked his pager system so that he'll never get any message warning him things have gone wrong here, he won't know until it's too late. This clinic is mine."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Of course not. He's too busy galivanting off in other dimensions to pay any attention to what happens here." Lark's smile widened. "And now that I've hacked his pager system so that he'll never get any message warning him things have gone wrong here, he won't know until it's too late. This clinic is mine."

Haly: pops up through the floor “Oh, hi. I don’t believe we’ve been introduced. I’m Haly.” Holds out her hand with a big smile “I’m new here.”

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Of course not. He's too busy galivanting off in other dimensions to pay any attention to what happens here." Lark's smile widened. "And now that I've hacked his pager system so that he'll never get any message warning him things have gone wrong here, he won't know until it's too late. This clinic is mine."

"Pager system?" he chuckled

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, TheHalcyonGirl said:

Haly: pops up through the floor “Oh, hi. I don’t believe we’ve been introduced. I’m Haly.” Holds out her hand with a big smile “I’m new here.”

Lark disdainfully brushed Haly's hand aside. "My name is Lark. Pleasure to meet you, I'm the one who's in charge around here."

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"Pager system?" he chuckled

"Yes, the pager system. And the phone system. And the magical alert system. All of it is under my control."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Lark disdainfully brushed Haly's hand aside. "My name is Lark. Pleasure to meet you, I'm the one who's in charge around here."

"Yes, the pager system. And the phone system. And the magical alert system. All of it is under my control."

Haly: lowers her hand slowly “In charge? Cool.” Narrows her eyes “But really?” Turns to Thaidakar “Is he?”

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, TheHalcyonGirl said:

Haly: lowers her hand slowly “In charge? Cool.” Narrows her eyes “But really?” Turns to Thaidakar “Is he?”

He looked up, "I am not. Lark here is just disillusioning himself with imagined power. I'll throw him off a cliff sometime. For now, however, I don't have the mind to."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

He looked up, "I am not. Lark here is just disillusioning himself with imagined power. I'll throw him off a cliff sometime. For now, however, I don't have the mind to."

Lark snorted. "As if you could. Honestly Thaidakar, your performance as a member of the staff here has not been impressive lately. I have half a mind to remove you from the faculty."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

He looked up, "I am not. Lark here is just disillusioning himself with imagined power. I'll throw him off a cliff sometime. For now, however, I don't have the mind to."

Haly: “I’ll help you, if you need help. Or if you want snacks. I’m really, really good at finding marshmallows.” turns to Lark “I don’t like you. You’re pompous.”

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Lark snorted. "As if you could. Honestly Thaidakar, your performance as a member of the staff here has not been impressive lately. I have half a mind to remove you from the faculty."

"That's because im contented to sit back and let Calano do the dirty work. Besides, you couldn't remove me if you tried."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"That's because im contented to sit back and let Calano do the dirty work. Besides, you couldn't remove me if you tried."

Haly: “Ooh! I love tough talk!” Starts eating marshmallows like popcorn out of a big silver bowl and watches them raptly

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"That's because im contented to sit back and let Calano do the dirty work. Besides, you couldn't remove me if you tried."

Lark reaches into his pocket, slowly pulling out a scroll with a rather odd seal on it. "Are you sure about that Thaidakar?"

Edited September 23, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Lark reaches into his pocket, slowly pulling out a scroll with a rather odd seal on it. "Are you sure about that Thaidakar?"

"Hmm... Perhaps I underestimated you."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Haly: gropes in the air beside the bowl and comes up with a handful of popcorn, which she crunches noisily

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"Hmm... Perhaps I underestimated you."

"Indeed. Now, if you want to keep your job, go pin this to the announcements board in the dining hall." Lark handed Thaidakar a piece of paper that read:

By the order of the new head doctor Lark, a few changes must be made, effective immediately:

First, all Sanderson books must turned over to the clinic staff to be placed in the library as a reward for good behavior.

Professing a liking for Elend Venture is now punishable by a week-long ban from the library.

Talking back to the staff or complaining about treatment is now punishable by a two-day ban from the library.

Hiding a Sanderson book is punishable by a month-long library ban and a week in the brand-new solitary ward.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation, and please keep an eye out for any new announcements; more changes are coming!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Indeed. Now, if you want to keep your job, go pin this to the announcements board in the dining hall." Lark handed Thaidakar a piece of paper that read:

By the order of the new head doctor Lark, a few changes must be made, effective immediately:

First, all Sanderson books must turned over to the clinic staff to be placed in the library as a reward for good behavior.

Professing a liking for Elend Venture is now punishable by a week-long ban from the library.

Talking back to the staff or complaining about treatment is now punishable by a two-day ban from the library.

Hiding a Sanderson book is punishable by a month-long library ban and a week in the brand-new solitary ward.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation, and please keep an eye out for any new announcements; more changes are coming!

Thaidakar nodded slowly, "alright then." in his mind he started a plan, but he managed to look totally subservient as he teleported into the dining hall.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Indeed. Now, if you want to keep your job, go pin this to the announcements board in the dining hall." Lark handed Thaidakar a piece of paper that read:

By the order of the new head doctor Lark, a few changes must be made, effective immediately:

First, all Sanderson books must turned over to the clinic staff to be placed in the library as a reward for good behavior.

Professing a liking for Elend Venture is now punishable by a week-long ban from the library.

Talking back to the staff or complaining about treatment is now punishable by a two-day ban from the library.

Hiding a Sanderson book is punishable by a month-long library ban and a week in the brand-new solitary ward.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation, and please keep an eye out for any new announcements; more changes are coming!

Haly: jumps up, popcorn marshmallows vanishing, and reads the flyer over Thaidakar’s shoulder and shreiks “WHAT? BUT I NEED THOSE BOOKS! YOU CANT DO THAT!”