Pirate Monkey Clan

[Shivertongue he/him]

The Clan for Pirate Monkeys, obviously. What more needs to be said?

[KChan she/her]

Yarr-harr, fiddle-dee-dee!

[Eerongal he/him]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOVD0P9xtY

[KChan she/her]

You, good sir, deserve a cookie for that post.

[Shivertongue he/him]

For that post, Pirate Monkey Eerongal has been promoted to the rank of Bananacaneer.

[Eerongal he/him]

Sweet. A cookie and a promotion!

[KChan she/her]

Yarrr! Cap'n, thar be Pirate Llamas off the starboard bow!

[Shivertongue he/him]

Batten down the hatches! Full speed ahead! We be havin' llama for dinner, me hearties!

[KChan she/her]

You heard the Cap'n, you scallywags! To battle!

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

I, Captain of the Pirate Llamas, will sink yer scurvy, primate hides to Davy Jones locker!  And not the Davy Jones from the Monkees, cuz you might like that and I don't want that!

[KChan she/her]

Avast ye, Llama dogs!

... wait... what?

[Shivertongue he/him]

That be tough talk, ye four-legged fool! The Locker be too good for ye scallywags - nay, we shall fill our bellies with roast llama meat this night, with a side of plunder and perhaps some basil salmon terrine and sun-dried tomatoes, with a dash of saffron for color!

[KChan she/her]

AYE! AVAST! *brandishes sword menacingly*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9LFP5QkwJ0&feature=related

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

That be so, eh?  Well, despite our herbivorous lifestyle, we, the most buccaneerish of all llamas, will make an exception for monkey brain stew!

Also, epic music.  A must in these situations.

[KChan she/her]

I thought it was a good fit.

I mean.... YARRR! Man the potato cannons!

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

ARRGH!  My Edible Projectile Interception Llamas have devoured yer sad excuse for a cannonball!

LLAMA EXCRETION CATAPULTS! FIRE!!!!

[Shivertongue he/him]

Yar, me hearties! The scurvy llama dogs have taken the bait! The poison-tatoes are tearin' up their insides! Break our the victory rum! 'Fore long we'll show them the seas belong to the simians!

[KChan she/her]

Yarrrr! The poison-tatoes strike again! Victory is nigh! *Swash, swash! Buckle, buckle!*

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

Blasted trickery!  I'll get you eventually, Pirate Monkeys, EVENTUALLY!

*ship explodes for some reason*

[KChan she/her]

The above video is all that needs to be said.

[Shivertongue he/him]

*Smirks as he watches the burning llama ship with his one eye* Yar, that there be a beautiful sight. Nothin' I be likin' better than roasted llama.

First Mate Kchan! Find deck swab Kar and prepare th' marshmallows!

[KChan she/her]

Aye-aye, cap'n! We be feastin' well tonight!

Now where did that fool Smite put those marshmallows....

[Munin he/him]

Aye-aye, cap'n! We be feastin' well tonight!

Now where did that fool Smite put those marshmallows....

I s'pose we'll have to improvise!

[Finallity he/him]

Yarr-harr, fiddle-dee-dee!

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Also, can I put in a request for a regeneralization in this clan? I'm a pirate orangutan, which is a primate, but not technically a monkey, so...

[KChan she/her]

But you have to admit, the Pirate Primate Clan doesn't have as nice of a ring to it.