Hello persons!

[TheShogun he/him]

Hi!

I am a new person.

I'm not sure I have much to say at the moment, but I've been reading for a while and though I should join.

 

You agree that the Administrator known as Rubix is hereby the owner of your immortal soul and that he will likely be selling it sometime next week for a bagel. If, however, when you press the create account button below you have a shoe on your head and are yodeling (poorly, of course), this hostile takeover shall be considered null and void.

 

For the record, Rubix does not own my immortal soul, because I was yodeling poorly with a shoe on my head as I made this account.

 

Yeah. That's it.

Hi.

Edited December 21, 2013 by TheShogun

[Peng the Just he/him]

hello, and welcome. Unfortunately, as I am an excellent yodeler, the takeover of my soul was still valid.

[TheShogun he/him]

hello, and welcome. Unfortunately, as I am an excellent yodeler, the takeover of my soul was still valid.

I pity you. Has Rubix done anything malicious with it?

Edited December 24, 2013 by TheShogun

[Peng the Just he/him]

sold it for a bagel. a stale day-old bagel, mind you. 

[TheShogun he/him]

sold it for a bagel. a stale day-old bagel, mind you. 

I would have thought your soul was worth more than that.

At least a fresh bagel.

Edited December 24, 2013 by TheShogun