Swimmingly

This is like watching a car crash, a couple frames per week.

Eveor, some things are simply not discussed. This is one of those things. Suffice it to say that the conglomerate Renarin derived from every work written about him is probably traumatized on several psychological levels.

Normal reader: Oh, that's cute, Kaladin finally understands Shallan's pain.

Feather: WE SMELL HAPPINESSSS AND IT BURNSSSSSES USSSSS

What's especially funny is that, because he did the Elendel maps too, he did come back a third time.

And if she starts crying whenever the topic of Renarin comes up on the forums between beta and release, we know something terrible has happened.

You know, I'm a horrible person for saying this, but I feel like "Feather's Reaction to Shallan telling someone to Gag Renarin" is one of the main reasons to watch this. It'll be like the season finale!

Well, if you can spare the cost of a cup of coffee, that's still something - if you just want to chuck a dollar or two into a good cause, you don't have to buy the eBook.

Every time Feather said happy things about Tyn, I laughed evilly.

"Nobody can see me."

She said to the Internet.

We need a Burning Cadmium subforum for random rants of people waiting for a release. I myself am guilty of allowing several recent posts degrading into "Oh Harmony only a few hours left", to paraphrase.

That may have been Wilson. She mentioned something about it being hard to type in a tent in front of BYU during the Mafia game we have going.

That may have been Wilson. She mentioned something about it being hard to type in a tent in front of BYU during the Mafia game we have going.

...Chaos, I'd say you're preaching to the choir, but it's more like dangling a fat, juicy, roast pig just out of reach of a mosh pit of starving hyenas, then eating that pig. And dropping in the TOENAILS for us to fight over. Did I say us? I meant the hyenas.