Cephandrious Maxtori

The Iriali are splinters of Virtuosity who fled Komashi, and one of the first worlds they visited was Sel, where they formed a pact with the Skaze, and the entire long trail is an elaborate cover-up, and they're actually scouting new worlds for the Skaze to conquer. Thank you, I actually found my way here by accident. Xisisrafliel and the Diagram

Okay, thank you

Yeah, but I'm asking for future reference (I'm new here)

It's a fun game, should I have created a new thread instead?

Laziness, Ineptitude, and an ego bigger than Sel. Shallan + Starling

The complete and utter annihilation of the ruling class. Shai + Kelsier

Mraize's aviar 'chicken' was obviously a descendant of one smuggled off Drominad by the Ire, who had known about Patji's perpendicularity for centuries, and Kelsier stole it from the Ire and gave it to Iyatil, who gave it to Mraize. The Recreance and Bavadin

Kill Dust, Kiss Wit, Marry Cephandrius Midius, Hoid, and the Imperial Fool

Kill Tonk Fah, Kiss Jewels, Marry Denth for the ssccccienccce Frava, Amaram, Dilaf

I'm sorry, I don't know how I forgot

Kill Leshwi (I'M SORRY, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO), Kiss Raboniel, Marry El (I think he's deevy, but I still recognise that is an objectively bad take, feel free to judge me) Abidi, Lezian, Rayse Worth it

Kill Syl (I'm sorry), Kiss Nightblood, Marry Pattern. Sixth of the Dusk, Silence Montane, Shai

Kill Crow, Kiss Charlie, Marry Tress Nomad, Zellion (The first), Adonalsium-Will-Remember-Our-Plight-Eventually

Yumi's nice, but boy is Elantris a hot take.

Perhaps you do... Favourite cosmere book?

Kill Kelsier, kiss Edgli, Marry Ati Bavadin, Rashek, Leras

I messed around with the generator settings a lot, but the one I liked most was shipping, with the names as Shallan, Adolin, and Kaladin. And I guess Fortune favours Kadolin over the Shallan ships. Another one: Shallan: So you’re dating Kaladin? Adolin: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense. Shallan: That’s literally a wedding ring.

Shallan: You read my diary? Adolin : At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. ---- Adolin : How do I tell Shallan that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée? ---- Adolin: Dom or sub? Dalinar: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though. ---- Adolin: *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* rust *tries to stop spinning* rust *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* rust *falls out of chair* ---- Shallan: Goodnight to the love of my life, Adolin, and storm the rest of y'all. ---- Kaladin: Adolin you can’t move in with Shallan. Adolin: Why not? Kaladin: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup? Adolin: I’m not wearing makeup right now. Kaladin: Holy crap, you’re beautiful. ---- Shallan: Is this your plan B? Kaladin: Technically, this is plan P. Shallan: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Kaladin: Yes, but I marry Adolin in plan M. Adolin: I like plan M. ---- Kaladin: I feel like doing something stupid. Adolin: I’m stupid, do me. ---- Shallan: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Adolin: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Shallan: The fourth sentence- Adolin: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Shallan: It’s “you’re” not “your”. ---- Kaladin: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Adolin: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Kaladin: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Adolin: Is it working? -Did way more than I want to, I got carried away.

/•••/ Singularity Sharpright.

Sorry, I think my browser malfunctioned Kill Radiant, Kiss Veil, Marry Shallan Mraize, Tyn, Iyatil

Kill Oathbringer, Kiss Testament, Marry Mayalaran Rayse, Leras, Ati

Hey, are you on Tumblr with the same handle?

Kill Lopen, unfortunately Kiss Lift (Platonically) Marry Wayne Lightsong the Bold, Blushweaver the Honest, Warbreaker the Peaceful.

String Amaram up in a highstorm storm Zane, due to the potential of steelpushing and midair sex. Marry Miles, since he's the only (somewhat) likeable one out of the three. Ashravan, Gaotona, and Zu.