NerdSandwich

Ok so I have a perfect description of my life:
"Today we're making hobby horses!"

Me: *sighs and returns to reading*

Wait Reen's voice is definitely Ruin talking to Vin, how did I not notice that?

"We have three colors for the pool noodle: pink, blue, and green. First come, first served,"

*girls start screaming and running towards the pink*

*they run out of pink and they run towards the blue*

Random girl who doesn't know me and is therefore nice to me: "Hey, bookworm, you're gonna be stuck with the green."

Me: *reluctantly looks up from Mistborn*

"I want the green,"

Girl: "...Oh. Well, I like your eyeliner."

What? Isn't that a kind of makeup or something?

"Uhm...I'm not wearing any,"

Girl: ...

*everyone gravitates to the side of the room I'm not on*

Oh yay finally I can read in peace...