TheUnInvestedCremling

random joke i made

A Windrunner and a Truthwatcher walk into a tavern in Urithiru.

The Windrunner immediately starts bragging:
"I can fly, I can lash things to the sky, I protect those who cannot protect themselves. Basically, I’m the storm’s gift to Roshar."

The Truthwatcher just sighs and says:
"That’s not entirely true."

The Windrunner frowns. "What do you mean? I literally swore oaths to protect people."

"Yes," the Truthwatcher replies, "but last week you lashed yourself sideways into a wall because you forgot which way was up. Protecting others is noble, but protecting your own face might be a good start."

The Windrunner grumbles, "Fine, but at least I inspire people. I’m basically a symbol of hope."

"Also not true," the Truthwatcher says. "You inspire people to duck whenever you take off indoors."

The Windrunner slams his mug down. "Storms! Is there anything you’ll admit I’m good at?"

The Truthwatcher pauses, then nods solemnly:
"Yes. You’re excellent at generating wind. Especially after chouta night."

the joke is done