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Ookla de los Cuervos

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  1. jar man stands on dg Exol. "hes going nowhere"
  2. "well, thats just great..." jar man sighs.
  3. jar man grabs the man by the foot and drags them back. at least he attempts to. he slips as he gets the legs into view.
  4. jar man puts on some goggles, and starts blowing all the dust away, moving toward the sound of the sneezing person hidden away. "pepper and a special dust"
  5. Richards voice echoes as it travels, the sound almost alive as it falls to a whisper. but it manages to make itself to someone.
  6. the jar shatters on impact, pushing up a plume of dust that envelops the bombmaker, along with everyone else.
  7. jar man pulls out a small item from his coat, then throws it in the direction of the bombmaker. "PREPARE TO SNEEZE EVERYONE"
  8. jar man smells something funny. "i smell something weird. keep talking"
  9. "yeah, arent we a part of one technically."
  10. Richard stares into darkness. then he opens his eyes. and is assaulted by a sight of snow, trees and a frozen lake. he breathes, his eyes widening at the beautiful sight, watching the snowflakes fall around him. one lands on his head. it tickled. this... this was new. he shouts out "HELLO"
  11. jar man punches him in the face, then on the ears, then on his eyes. "where are your spying devices?"
  12. Richard existed. he felt a knife in his hands. he could feel biting winds. but other than that, he didnt know. where was he?
  13. "BY EYES BACKSIDE CHILL! also, wdym you dont wanna die? how bad is this DG clinic?"
  14. jar man slaps his dg. "if we need to get high again to get you to answer this, we will. however, i would rather not get sopped up again."
  15. raven speaks. "i do not wish to die. but if my aid is needed in ravaging the land and destroying its uncleanliness, i am at your beck and call"
  16. "the stuff you put in the water that made people higher than a guy on fentanyl without the side effect of death?" "yes"
  17. jar man finishes slapping himself. "hey, howd you make that amnesiac stuff again?"
  18. jar man slaps himself. "bucket-" *slap* "water" *slap* "no" *slap* "drugs"
  19. jar man mutters something to himself like a mantra. "ask about the stuff. ask about the stuff. ask about the stuff"
  20. "i think he took too much" jar man says. "mebe two mgs ws toooo muchcchhh- oh, look, here we go. you check that bucket, ill check this one"
  21. xq begins to forget. little things at first. then everything. until he only remembers who he was at the beginning of this whole charade: Richard. that was his name.
  22. being called one of the nicest people on the shard is... fun, honestly.
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