Darth Woodrack
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Walker woke up after he fainted from seeing a friendly Hellbent, "Well, this was fun. Dusk is starting an assault on the 'Den of Thieves', and he needs me to lead the assault. You want to come? It should be fun. If you like fighting." @Blessing of Potency
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Dusk and Thel stood away from the Den. An observer had seen them when it flew a couple of miles away from them. It saw some Hellbent cultist so Dusk got involved. Their were several interdimensional criminals, so the Precursors had showed up to deal with them. They were marshaling their forces. They needed to get rid of the anti aircraft cannons so they could get air support. Dusk pulled out a cutlass from his scabbard of infinite cutlasses, "TO WAR!" He yelled. The Jackal watched this from a telescope, "Well, I guess it's a good thing to we built that wall. LET'S GET READY FOR WAR FOLKS! WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES! CAPONE, I WANT YOUR MEN ON TOP OF THE WALL IN POSITION TO TAKE OUT THE FRONT LINE! STREET GANG ALLIANCE, YOU ARE OUT FRONT LINE! THEY BREAK THE WALL, YOU TAKE THEM OUT! PICKETS! BACK UP THE STREET GANG! GET IN POSITION!" @Grey Knight
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Dusk came over to answer her question, "I think so. Probably. I really don't know. My medical staff needs a director though,"
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“Well, now that that’s over and the Precursor background checkers are here, so we won’t get anymore serial killers, let’s get back to our date,” Walker said, sitting back down.
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"Okay then."
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"That is kind of annoying."
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Walker fired both his guns at The Waiter's head.
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Walker glared at Rick.
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"You seemed to be doing all right. Also, the guy that controls all my actions was lazy yesterday, and oh the mimes are here to repair the fourth wall."
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"Oh. Sorry Rick," Walker said.
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Walker finished his drink, got up, and shot a high powered sonic blaster at Rick's chest, and fired a devastor at The Waiter.
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"Cool. I moved around a lot when I was young to, but I did spend a large amount of my childhood on Taldain," Walker said.
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"Anyways, where are you from? I know some basic reckonverse geography, so I might know it," Walker asked. @Blessing of Potency
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As Walker dug into his food he said, "So, have you considered the Sentinels as a career path?"
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The manager came up and said, “Umm, crazy waiter? You don’t work here.” A perfectly normal waiter came with an actual chicken flambé. “Now that that’s done, let’s eat,” Walker said.
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“Can we have a new waiter?” Walker said to the manager.
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"Kay. Two chicken Flambes please," Walker said.
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"Waiter?" Walker called the waiter over, "You want to share one or have two?"
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"Long story. Basically, he sided against Dusk in a war, and t=the small children killed him with water balloons. So, the chicken flambe?"
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"A guy named Ark recommended the Chicken Flambe. You know, before small children with water balloons killed him," Walker said.
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"Yeah. What do you want to eat?" Walker said.
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"I did some assassination and mercenary work to," Walker said, "GB wanted me to join, but a friend pointed me at TUBA.
