T8* stumbles into the fortress of the knights awkward and sets down the stack of 20 books he was carrying. He (somewhat awkwardly) says "Great MIstrunner, I wish to join the ranks of the knights awkward as a Convertshaper
"Books before friends.
17th Shard before the real world.
Release dates before birthdays."
He pauses to readjust his books so they don't fall over.
"I will convert those who are not
I will convince those without to buy two copies
I will loan my extras to anyone without"
As he lifts his head, he sees that he is not pointed towards Mistrunner's throne, but at the wall right next to it. He quickly readjust's his position ans bows his head again, waiting for a reply.