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    @Flash Silver's expression went slack. He dropped the papers and the bacon. "Well then, Ms. Ah, Business Partner, would you ah, be interested in opening a company?" Silver asked cautiously, while subtly dropping a smoke pellet to the ground in case of an emergency. He would rather not have to fight this guy, a speed epic would be amazing for business. So many possible applications... Thomas, his executive secretary, came running up. "There you are, sir!" "What happened?" "Some epic or something shut the whole place down for a whole day. People knocked out, machines not working, power out." Silver's beak ground shut. One powerful, scaled leg shot out and snatched the offending scribe by the neck. Silver spun neatly and deposited Thomas in front of the rail gun. He was still gibbering. "Sir, sir! New evidence has come in from the lab that the cocktails taste terrible to ordinary people!" Silver kept tightening his grip. "Time for a different business enterprise then," he grated harshly. "As such, I have no further need of you." He tossed the man to the speedster.
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    Tender enough... To scream in pain when you touch them? XD I want peace and quiet.
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    Or... They don't suspect me... I am going to make an assumption here. There is a roleblocking epic with plenty of roleblocks. I do not think that someone would waste a roleblock item on me D1, especially because there was no vote or lynch. :{ No comprendo. If anyone would like to explain their reasoning, please do. " Marketing...lizard cocktails? *shakes head confusedly* " We can put in bogus actions if we have no roles. " What is roleblocking? " Basically if I had a role or an item to use, I would not be able to use them. We do not know how many turns, how, chances of success, etc.
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    Augh! Someone roleblocked me! I put in an action to start marketing lizard cocktails, but why do people suspect me alerady?
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    Silver happily counted off his money as he strolled back to his factory. That self-important epic had payed cheap, sure, but Silver had covertly snapped a photo of the big, scary, intimidating epic holding the lizard cocktail. He would definitely use this in his billboard ads. He heard the glass shatter. Silver tuned. That horrendously ungrateful epic had thrown the drink away. This situation needed remedying immediately. Silver sprinted over to the epic. "Beautiful!" the epic whispered, staring at something in a suitcase. Silver tapped him on the shoulder, and started talking very fast. "Excuse me, sir, but would sign this customer satisfaction report?" "Would you be interested in some lizard-based souvenirs or memorabilia?" "Does a franchising opportunity sound profitable to you?" "Business partnership?" "Product lines?" "Great investing opportunities?"
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    "But sir, these are exquisite." "Hand crafted!" "Unique coloration!" "Professionally crafted!" "The latest fad!" "All of high society has them!" "Only fifteen sixty four, sir!" The bird said with a winning smile, subtly blocking the speedsters way with his tail, and adjusting his bowtie.
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    Have yall seen the fake amazon comments page? It is amazing. http://web.archive.org/web/20100705150431/http://www.amazon.com:80/Way-Kings-Brandon-Sanderson/product-reviews/B000WH4TIA So basically amazon, as a joke, put up an amazon page for Way of Kings before it even came out, so people started writing reviews of it, etc. You will crack up.
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    Blackout is fun, but at the same time I hate it so much. @Flash RP perhaps? Could I interest you in a fancy lizard cocktail? (Non-alcoholic, of course.)
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    @Shqueeves Silver Feather spotted a likely target. Moderately fancy clothes, a silvery wristwatch, nice shoes. Perfect for swindling. He sidled up to the fellow. "Allo, mate! Have you heard about my product?"
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    I am not neutral, yes. Silver Feather ran the road. Then he nabbed a lizard. Then he hopped over a lava lake. He spotted Falchion killing the weak and the innocent with a sword, and blowing up hospitals. Silly creatures. Why did humans care for their injured? They were going to die anyway. Enough of that. It was time for business. After all, he would be rich. Gretta looked up at Marge as the boss walked in, swishing his tail around. He had a lizard in his mouth, and he walked over to their table. The stainless concrete floor and silvery chrome metal contrasted with the bird's grey and blue feathers. He dropped the lizard onto the machine. Gretta grabbed it and stuffed it in to the opening. Marge turned the knob and pushed the button. Gears clicked, pistons moved, and dials spun. The lizard, sans tail, was spat out of the other end of the machine. Marge gave it a spider crisp and pushed it into the chute that released it back into the city. Gretta measured the tail, weighed it, assessed it's coloring, the approved it and pushed it down the conveyor to Sanitizing. Silver Feather crooked his beak in an approximation of a smile. He would be rich. The idea had come when watching an old clip of a cocktail party. If they had cocktail drinks, why not lizardtail drinks? Several drink companies were already buying his product up. His analysts predicted that within a few weeks, his drinks would become the latest fad among the high society. The epics, wanting to look modern, exotic, and wealthy, would purchase his products at a premium, in bulk. He would be rich.
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    I am going to go out further on a limb, and say that my win con will hurt someone, but if there is a village then our win cons should align. Can anyone else confirm that Elithaneithilethile is correct? In your PM did it say the word Neutral in yellow?
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    Minor Alloy of Law spoilers: Shadows of Self Spoilers: Whew! That took a while
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    Ok, so should we vote on Elithanalitheileithewhatever for an early role reveal?
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    Naw, this is YOUR perfect state. I would be, basically, a deity. Whooshing around the universe, creating planets, caring for my little humanoids...
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    *HUGS*
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    whoevva I was voting on before Nighthound
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    I donut understand...
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    Granted. The cosmere is a book series. You now sit in your room and order the words in the pages to rearrange themselves. (You look kinda silly.) I wish for world peace.
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    lakeLava: Primary: Can create lakes of lava and throw them. (Don't ask how) Secondary: Can turn any liquid into lava. Passive: Will always win at the Floor Is Lava! game. Defensive: Can submerge himself in lava to escape. Interesting: Any liquid includes blood, so he can light you on fire from the inside. (Cue the songs about people on fire) Appearance: Personality: Fiery
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    "Get outta my way or I will hit you with this lake of lava." "Wha- OWWW HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!"
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    WalDo
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    Granted. Shoulda asked for invincibility or eternal youth, though I wish for the people in this thread to start giving much funnier, more creative answers.
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