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  1. Shqueeves
    For the record, I think you're both short. But I'm a 6'0" guy.
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    If they're falling out of your ears, then a way to prevent that is by looping them around the back of your ears and wearing them upside-down
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    In your pocket
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    Welcome! Have yourself a complimentary upvote. Say no to cookies
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    Glad I could help
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    The thing with teenage boys is that we're not the brightest. We don't understand subtlety. The best way to inform one is just to say it. Otherwise, we tend not to get the message. We are simple creatures. And, we (or at the very least, I) find it to be refreshing when a girl asks us out
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    To quote Tindwyl "No teenage girl is stable." Why are girls so gosh-darn confusing?
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    @Assassin in Burgundy if a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could how much wood would the wood chuck chuck?
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    It is never too late to leave the cookie business
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    Someone from the Dark Alley will probably show up eventually, bearing a metallic-tasting cookie. Again, you should decline
  11. Shqueeves
    Is he going to steal the declaration of independence?
  12. Shqueeves
    Welcome! Have yourself a complimentary upvote! You can get Warbreaker for free on Brandon's website. Titles are based on the amount of upvotes a person has. You will be offered cookies. If you wish to Preserve your appetite, I recommend against eating them. Also, avoid double posting. You can edit previous posts. Have a nice day!
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    Most last longer than Nine
  14. Shqueeves
    Fixed it
  15. Shqueeves
    That explanation makes them sound less like vampires and more like common parasites
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    Extroverted teachers who have no concept of introverted people/consider the idea that some of their students might be introverted preposterous
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    It's commonly accepted that Stormlight can be used to keep a Returned alive and to fuel Awakening. However, how much Stormlight is needed to equate to the singular Breath needed to keep a Returned alive?
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    All superhero costumes are at least 97% ridiculous
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    Snorlax
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    Rich goats
  21. Shqueeves
    How old be you?
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    I hope you have a splendid anniversary of your birth
  23. Shqueeves
    Is there a significance about that number?
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    1337?
  25. Shqueeves
    Dearest parents, I'm glad that you know that the best way to raise emotionally stable children is to yell at them several times a week. (This is extremely sarcastic, please do not do this)
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