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Spoilers for all Cosmere books I've read (everything except the three non-Tress Secret Projects)
I reserve the right to deny sympathy to:
SpoilerBavadin/Autonomy
Avatars of Bavadin/Autonomy
Worshippers of Bavadin/Autonomy whether witting or unwitting
Things that are probably Bavadin/Autonomy
Things that remind me of Bavadin/Autonomy
Hoid
Taravangian
Rayse
Khriss
The Ire
Any character who acts as though Dawnshards are real (they're not, they're a red herring that will never be plot-important and exist only to distract fans from thinking about things that are actually going to be important later, like the town of Faradana (shout out to Faradana! Mentioned once, ever, and never forgotten!), Obrodai (mentioned once), and the existence of giraffes on Scadrial)
Your mom
Your dad
Your dog
That #%@$ barrel in Carnival Night Zone Act 2
That boot-stealing scumbag Taraco (how dare he take up the one mention of Faradana and make it about himself!)
Granite Joe (not as cool as Taraco despite having an equally cool name)
Whoever the heck shot Dunny by mistake when Moash was RIGHT THERE AND VERY SHOOTABLE back in the day
Bluefingers
Bluefingers' friend Stevefingers
Bluefingers' friend Magentafingers
Bluefingers' friend MisterSaltFingers
Bluefingers' friend MrsPepperfingers
Bluefingers' friend Mailboxfingers
Bluefingers' friend Paprikafingers
Bluefingers' friend Shovelfingers
Bluefingers' friend Pailfingers
Bluefingers' friend Sidetabledrawerfingers
Bluefingers' friend Slipperyfingers
Fluefingers' friend Ticketyfingers
Whoever told Brandon Sanderson that he should make Mistborn movies
Your other dog (the one that can read)
