Funny jokes

[Dragon Reborn he/him]

So today in class one of my friends said he sexually identify’s as a mailbox. So a split second later I said at least you are a male. Safe to say the class got a good laugh.

[Ammanas]

I've got one: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

[Pagliacci he/him]

4 hours ago, Ammanas said:

I've got one: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

That sounds familiar.

Edited October 27, 2018 by Pagliacci

[BooksBeforeDeath]

If you put together the first letter of each word, the term: A Lot Of Things breaks down to A lot.

[Just a Lifetime he/him]

1 hour ago, BooksBeforeDeath said:

If you put together the first letter of each word, the term: A Lot Of Things breaks down to A lot.

It's So Meta, Even This Acronym

[Truthweaver she/her]

Today I overheard this conversation:

Mom: "I want to see Mary Queen of Scots."

Dad: "You can't, she's dead."

Edited December 13, 2018 by Truthweaver