Droughtbringer Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Well I am new to the 17th shard, but I have been looking around on it for the past bit. I am decently new to Brandon, I started reading Mistborn last summer, but now I have read most of his books, First Mistborn trilogy, the two Stormlight Archive books, All of Alcatraz except The Dark Talent, Elantris and probably more I am currently working on a novel, I am a magician, and...yeah Hi Humans! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Hello! Welcome to the forums, and have an upvote Have you heard of the Cosmere yet? If not, you're in for something of a wild ride. Oh, and if someone offers you cookies, run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Sasooner said: Well I am new to the 17th shard, but I have been looking around on it for the past bit. I am decently new to Brandon, I started reading Mistborn last summer, but now I have read most of his books, First Mistborn trilogy, the two Stormlight Archive books, All of Alcatraz except The Dark Talent, Elantris and probably more I am currently working on a novel, I am a magician, and...yeah Hi Humans! Hiya, Sasooner! I'm bleeder, resident vest-wearer. Have you read Warbreaker? I cannot stress this enough: do not, under any circumstances, eat the cookies. Have some Allomantic chouta instead. 19 healthy metals packed in a fried, meat-filled bread wrap. Yum Yum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droughtbringer Posted October 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 I have heard so much about the cosmere! It is freaking amazing! Also I have read Warbreaker...why don't I want cookies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUQ Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 The cookies are something of a joke in this forum. Look at the other introduction threads. I agree, the cosmere is overwhelmingly amazing. It's like the opposite of crapaflapnasti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 On 9/30/2016 at 10:22 PM, Sasooner said: why don't I want cookies? Because the cookies are Ruined. Both they and the Chouta would set off a metal detector from twenty paces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Elenion said: Because the cookies are Ruined. Both they and the Chouta would set off a metal detector from twenty paces. Yeah, but the chouta gives you epic godlike powers that don't involve being skewered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUQ Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 22 minutes ago, bleeder said: skewered Which can only be done with a Queen, Rook, or Bishop. There's no way an Assassin could do it (even in Vetinari's twisted chess). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droughtbringer Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 I am so confused..anyone willing to explain things to me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUQ Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 25 minutes ago, Sasooner said: I am so confused..anyone willing to explain things to me? I'll take pity on you. My post was a tongue-in-cheek statement referring to a chess tactic known as the 'skewer' and a character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. All of the posts about cookies and chouta are pure nonsense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 43 minutes ago, Sasooner said: I am so confused..anyone willing to explain things to me? The cookies are filled with Hemalurgic spikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droughtbringer Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Elenion said: The cookies are filled with Hemalurgic spikes. And the chouta? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Sasooner said: And the chouta? Depends on whom you ask. I think yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droughtbringer Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Elenion said: Depends on whom you ask. I think yes. So cookies = Steel Inquisitor and Chouta = yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Just now, Sasooner said: So cookies = Steel Inquisitor and Chouta = yes Cookies = slaves to Dark Alley guild Chouta = slave to Assassins In Technicolor Clothing guild 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droughtbringer Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Elenion said: Cookies = slaves to Dark Alley guild Chouta = slave to Assassins In Technicolor Clothing guild Okay, well thank you, being a slave doesn't sound overly amazing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Good plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 No. The chouta is packed with vitamins, minerals, and possibly 19 allomantic metals. It's a welcome gift, from us to you. And a "please for the love of the God Beyond do not eat that cookie" gift from us to you, as well. Signup for the Assassins is optional, man. You do you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUQ Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 The Steel Inkwizishon is putting thousands of dollars into negating the effects of the cookie and the chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, The True Survivor said: The Steel Inkwizishon is putting thousands of dollars into negating the effects of the cookie and the chouta. *gasp* no one expects the steel inquisition 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUQ Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, bleeder said: inquisition *Inkwizishon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 The Assassins in Technicolor Clothes sees spreading chouta as our holy mission. The fact that we received this message via an earring proves nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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