Droughtbringer Posted September 30, 2016 Posted September 30, 2016 Well I am new to the 17th shard, but I have been looking around on it for the past bit. I am decently new to Brandon, I started reading Mistborn last summer, but now I have read most of his books, First Mistborn trilogy, the two Stormlight Archive books, All of Alcatraz except The Dark Talent, Elantris and probably more I am currently working on a novel, I am a magician, and...yeah Hi Humans! 4
Bugsy he/him Posted September 30, 2016 Posted September 30, 2016 Hello! Welcome to the forums, and have an upvote Have you heard of the Cosmere yet? If not, you're in for something of a wild ride. Oh, and if someone offers you cookies, run
marsoupial they/them Posted September 30, 2016 Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Sasooner said: Well I am new to the 17th shard, but I have been looking around on it for the past bit. I am decently new to Brandon, I started reading Mistborn last summer, but now I have read most of his books, First Mistborn trilogy, the two Stormlight Archive books, All of Alcatraz except The Dark Talent, Elantris and probably more I am currently working on a novel, I am a magician, and...yeah Hi Humans! Hiya, Sasooner! I'm bleeder, resident vest-wearer. Have you read Warbreaker? I cannot stress this enough: do not, under any circumstances, eat the cookies. Have some Allomantic chouta instead. 19 healthy metals packed in a fried, meat-filled bread wrap. Yum Yum!
Droughtbringer Posted October 1, 2016 Author Posted October 1, 2016 I have heard so much about the cosmere! It is freaking amazing! Also I have read Warbreaker...why don't I want cookies?
JUQ he/him Posted October 1, 2016 Posted October 1, 2016 The cookies are something of a joke in this forum. Look at the other introduction threads. I agree, the cosmere is overwhelmingly amazing. It's like the opposite of crapaflapnasti.
Elenion he/him Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 On 9/30/2016 at 10:22 PM, Sasooner said: why don't I want cookies? Because the cookies are Ruined. Both they and the Chouta would set off a metal detector from twenty paces.
marsoupial they/them Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Elenion said: Because the cookies are Ruined. Both they and the Chouta would set off a metal detector from twenty paces. Yeah, but the chouta gives you epic godlike powers that don't involve being skewered.
JUQ he/him Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 22 minutes ago, bleeder said: skewered Which can only be done with a Queen, Rook, or Bishop. There's no way an Assassin could do it (even in Vetinari's twisted chess). 1
Droughtbringer Posted October 3, 2016 Author Posted October 3, 2016 I am so confused..anyone willing to explain things to me?
JUQ he/him Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 25 minutes ago, Sasooner said: I am so confused..anyone willing to explain things to me? I'll take pity on you. My post was a tongue-in-cheek statement referring to a chess tactic known as the 'skewer' and a character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. All of the posts about cookies and chouta are pure nonsense. 1
Elenion he/him Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 43 minutes ago, Sasooner said: I am so confused..anyone willing to explain things to me? The cookies are filled with Hemalurgic spikes.
Droughtbringer Posted October 3, 2016 Author Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Elenion said: The cookies are filled with Hemalurgic spikes. And the chouta?
Elenion he/him Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Sasooner said: And the chouta? Depends on whom you ask. I think yes.
Droughtbringer Posted October 3, 2016 Author Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Elenion said: Depends on whom you ask. I think yes. So cookies = Steel Inquisitor and Chouta = yes
Elenion he/him Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 Just now, Sasooner said: So cookies = Steel Inquisitor and Chouta = yes Cookies = slaves to Dark Alley guild Chouta = slave to Assassins In Technicolor Clothing guild
Droughtbringer Posted October 3, 2016 Author Posted October 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Elenion said: Cookies = slaves to Dark Alley guild Chouta = slave to Assassins In Technicolor Clothing guild Okay, well thank you, being a slave doesn't sound overly amazing...
marsoupial they/them Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 No. The chouta is packed with vitamins, minerals, and possibly 19 allomantic metals. It's a welcome gift, from us to you. And a "please for the love of the God Beyond do not eat that cookie" gift from us to you, as well. Signup for the Assassins is optional, man. You do you.
JUQ he/him Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 The Steel Inkwizishon is putting thousands of dollars into negating the effects of the cookie and the chouta.
marsoupial they/them Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, The True Survivor said: The Steel Inkwizishon is putting thousands of dollars into negating the effects of the cookie and the chouta. *gasp* no one expects the steel inquisition
JUQ he/him Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, bleeder said: inquisition *Inkwizishon
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted October 9, 2016 Posted October 9, 2016 The Assassins in Technicolor Clothes sees spreading chouta as our holy mission. The fact that we received this message via an earring proves nothing. 1
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