Hope he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Hey guys I go by Hope, and I'm a huge fan of Brandon as I'm sure we all are. I was shopping around on Amazon one day and noticed there was a sick deal on the Mistborn trilogy, it had pretty good reviews so I decided to pick it up. I instantly got hooked, and have read Elantris, Warbreaker, The Emperor's Soul, Stormlight 1 & 2, The Rithmatist, Steelheart, and Firefight since. It's pretty rare for me to like everything that an author / artist puts out, so it was pretty surprising to me that very much enjoyed pretty much everything Brandon has written! I'm not exactly new to forums in general, but I am to this one so I hope to enjoy my stay! 1
Kaazi he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Hello, Would you like a welcome cookie? Its nice and sparkly. 1
Hope he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Author Posted January 25, 2016 Hello, Would you like a welcome cookie? Its nice and sparkly. Nah I'll refrain, I've heard the cookies around here contain metal.
Kaazi he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 So? They are fantastic. We also have non metallic cookies. But those tend to be cancerous.
Guest Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Nah I'll refrain, I've heard the cookies around here contain metal.The same argument could be made for automobiles and airplanes, but people don't deny those.Our cookies are fantasmic, I swear. You won't be disappointed.
Hope he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Author Posted January 25, 2016 So? They are fantastic. We also have non metallic cookies. But those tend to be cancerous. I don't like getting tangled up in the strings attached to innocent looking cookies.
Zathoth Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) Waaa wawawaaaa wapwapwaaaa Waaa wawawaaaa wapwapwaaaa Waaa wawawaaaa wapwapwaaaa Waaa wawawaaaa wapwapwaaaa That was the Splatoon theme, if you couldnt tell. Anyway, welcome to the shard, while I am part of the cookie distributors there are safer ways to do science. Like, I dont know, have a couple breaths and go crazy. Edited January 25, 2016 by Morzathoth 1
Kaazi he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Yes, i agree. There are Dangerous ways (My favorite), Safe ways, and "Safe" ways. But if you dont mind giving me your breath...
Hope he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Author Posted January 25, 2016 Yes, i agree. There are Dangerous ways (My favorite), Safe ways, and "Safe" ways. But if you dont mind giving me your breath... I choose the safest "nonexistent" way. Waaa wawawaaaa wapwapwaaaa Waaa wawawaaaa wapwapwaaaa Waaa wawawaaaa wapwapwaaaa Waaa wawawaaaa wapwapwaaaa That was the Splatoon theme, if you couldnt tell. Anyway, welcome to the shard, while I am part of the cookie distributors there are safer ways to do science. Like, I dont know, have a couple breaths and go crazy. Thanks! I appreciate the sentiment lol. I'd rather not become a science experiment, so it seems avoiding the cookies that pervade this part of the forums is essential.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 *gasp* A Splatoon fan? You, sir, are one of my new best friends. Welcome! I would give you a starting upvote, but I've already reached my quota for the day. Not a fan of metal spikes in your food? Try Bookies® as produced by The Knights Awkward! They're cookies shaped like books and flavored like characters, fun for the whole family! Take, for example, this Lift bookie I have. Its flavor is mocking with a subtle blend of good heart. Side effects include being so stormin' pure that you belch rainbows. We have a no spike guarantee* and uniqueness in every flavor**! Full customer satisfaction assured or your boxings back! Join The Knights Awkward now for free and gain an unlimited supply of this literary goodness. Act now, while supplies last. *This does not apply to the Marsh flavors or any other Inquisitor types. **The Knights Awkward is not responsible for any sickness you may receive from the consumption of a Straff Venture, Meridas Amaram, or Torol Sadeas. 2
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) *This does not apply to the Marsh flavors or any other Inquisitor types.What about Human. He's not an Inquisitor, but I think he'd be rather spiky. Anyway gim'me one!*munch munch* Edited January 25, 2016 by ChickenPlague
Hope he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Author Posted January 25, 2016 *gasp* A Splatoon fan? You, sir, are one of my new best friends. Welcome! I would give you a starting upvote, but I've already reached my quota for the day. Not a fan of metal spikes in your food? Try Bookies® as produced by The Knights Awkward! They're cookies shaped like books and flavored like characters, fun for the whole family! Take, for example, this Lift bookie I have. Its flavor is mocking with a subtle blend of good heart. Side effects include being so stormin' pure that you belch rainbows. We have a no spike guarantee* and uniqueness in every flavor**! Full customer satisfaction assured or your boxings back! Join The Knights Awkward now for free and gain an unlimited supply of this literary goodness. Act now, while supplies last. *This does not apply to the Marsh flavors or any other Inquisitor types. **The Knights Awkward is not responsible for any sickness you may receive from the consumption of a Straff Venture, Meridas Amaram, or Torol Sadeas. Splatoon is the best, one of the few standout games on the wii u unfortunately. I don't think I'd trust a Lift Bookie tbh, I don't think her hygiene is quite up to par with that of normal people. But you never know. Thanks for the welcome!
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