I am master of the Internet, and I claim these forums now

[Shadowthrone he/him]

Yeah, sorry for the title; I know it's a tad(?) overdone. 

 

So following the grand tradition of people not revealing their true names on Internet forums, I am Shadowthrone, minus-sixth of that name, aged 22, from India, and have been reading Sanderson on and off for several years now. My first Brandook (or Sandernovel, maybe?) was Elantris, which I thought was actually not that great, but after repeated persuasion by several Internet forums, read Mistborn a couple of years back. Mind well and truly blown. Even after the complicated intricacy of Stormlight's systems, I still think the Metallic Arts are the most elegant fantasy system ever created, topped only by the vision of the Cosmere's system itself. I've since read all the Cosmere works, and a couple others as well (Rithmatist, Reckoners) and have been reading stuff on 17th Shard and Coppermind for well over two years now. Finally decided to add my voice, worthless as it may be, to the chorus of fellow Brandergeeks, enraptured by the imagination and intelligence of one man.

 

Shadowthrone, inititate neophyte of the 17th cult, signing in. 

 

 

 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Wait. Is this a cult? Since when was a voice worthless?a tad overdone? Either way, good luck with claiming these forums, we expect a long and tedious battle against you and Kobold King ( long and tedious indeed). Perhaps you will get to be his throne?( what am I saying?)

' And thus, the great Kobold King sat on his magnificent Shadowthrone'.

Well. Either way welcome to the forums master. Have a free upvote and some hemalurgic curry. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH)

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

Yeah, sorry for the title; I know it's a tad(?) overdone. 

 

So following the grand tradition of people not revealing their true names on Internet forums, I am Shadowthrone, minus-sixth of that name, aged 22, from India, and have been reading Sanderson on and off for several years now. My first Brandook (or Sandernovel, maybe?) was Elantris, which I thought was actually not that great, but after repeated persuasion by several Internet forums, read Mistborn a couple of years back. Mind well and truly blown. Even after the complicated intricacy of Stormlight's systems, I still think the Metallic Arts are the most elegant fantasy system ever created, topped only by the vision of the Cosmere's system itself. I've since read all the Cosmere works, and a couple others as well (Rithmatist, Reckoners) and have been reading stuff on 17th Shard and Coppermind for well over two years now. Finally decided to add my voice, worthless as it may be, to the chorus of fellow Brandergeeks, enraptured by the imagination and intelligence of one man.

 

Shadowthrone, inititate neophyte of the 17th cult, signing in.

Welcome! Have a upvote and a cookie!

[WayneSpren he/him]

Wait. Is this a cult? Since when was a voice worthless?a tad overdone? Either way, good luck with claiming these forums, we expect a long and tedious battle against you and Kobold King ( long and tedious indeed). Perhaps you will get to be his throne?( what am I saying?)

' And thus, the great Kobold King sat on his magnificent Shadowthrone'.

Well. Either way welcome to the forums master. Have a free upvote and some hemalurgic curry. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH)

Of course it's a cult. Duh. Welcome to the forum, Shadowthrone!

[Grey Knight]

Yeah, sorry for the title; I know it's a tad(?) overdone. 

 

So following the grand tradition of people not revealing their true names on Internet forums, I am Shadowthrone, minus-sixth of that name, aged 22, from India, and have been reading Sanderson on and off for several years now. My first Brandook (or Sandernovel, maybe?) was Elantris, which I thought was actually not that great, but after repeated persuasion by several Internet forums, read Mistborn a couple of years back. Mind well and truly blown. Even after the complicated intricacy of Stormlight's systems, I still think the Metallic Arts are the most elegant fantasy system ever created, topped only by the vision of the Cosmere's system itself. I've since read all the Cosmere works, and a couple others as well (Rithmatist, Reckoners) and have been reading stuff on 17th Shard and Coppermind for well over two years now. Finally decided to add my voice, worthless as it may be, to the chorus of fellow Brandergeeks, enraptured by the imagination and intelligence of one man.

 

Shadowthrone, inititate neophyte of the 17th cult, signing in. 

Overdone? If anything, it's underdone.

 

Welcome to the 17th shard.

[Ookla the Absent]

Watch the title, you don't want to incur the wrath of Chaos and his Banhammer. He doesn't always take kindly to attempts to overthrow his reign, and spikings may ensue.

Also, is your name Craig? I always thought that was the internet's name.

Incidentally, while "Brandergeek" works, the more common term is "Sanderfan". Just sayin', in case you see it somewhere else.