Hello? I'm an Elsecaller!

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Hello!  I'm new to 17th Shard but I've been reading (and rereading) Brandon Sanderson's books for over a year.  I have read the Mistborn trilogy, Warbreaker, Elantris, The Emperor's Soul, The Way of Kings, Words Of Radiance, Steelheart, and the Rithmatist. My favorites are the Cosmere novels, particularly Words of Radiance.  I have determined that I am an Elsecaller, taken up Odium and Honor, and (sort of) invented a Cosmere RPG with my friends, mainly centered on Roshar.  I am also a Feruchemist in my spare time, and I ate Hoid.  (Dalinar is my next target.)

[Redbird he/him]

Hello, are you the reason Hoid spent the better part of a year being digested?

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Welcome to the Madness.

 

Here, have an upvote and a cookie.

 

Mind the gap, and don't believe what anyone says about the cookie.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

What is this "Dark Alley"?  Are your "cookies" hemalurgic spikes?

[Fatebreaker he/him]

We're a benevolent Organization who create and distribute baked goods. We also research to further improve our art by improving or creating new alloys recipes.

 

And no, the cookie is not a spike.*

 

(which doesn't mean that it does contain any.)