Free Write Theory Time

[RawToast225 he/him]

Okay, so I kind of want to write the theories that come out of my head without editing them. I think it will be fun. If you can prove me wrong, please do. Major spoilers for almost every book.

 

1. Thunderclasts are made out of the stones themselves. I believe that the Shin actually worship them. It would explain why Szeth was pissed that the Alethi were walking on it. They were walking on his stone gods.

 

2. Spren of Odium are responsible for the Thunderclasts. We know that they fought in the Desolations against Honor, so they are probably from Odium.

 

3. Eye color probably won't change for the squires. The darkeyed officer in Dalinar's vision of the the Recreance could be a squire and his eyes were just dark.

 

4. Lopen will be everyone's favourite character in the next few books. That's just the most probable thing. He'll probably die with the impact of Dobby's death.

 

5. Taln will snap like in Mistborn and regain his cognitive functions. He will be so badass when he does and save everyone. It will be like The Tapestry when Bram comes back. (That's an obscure reference, sorry)

 

6. Vasher loses Nightblood in a game of chance, much like the Millennium Falcon.

 

7. The Returned can change their form to something non human which will be awesome to see in the next book.

 

8. Sazed will probably visit Roshar in the last book to wipe the floor Odium. That probably won't happen, but I would love to see that.

 

10. Number nine was too stupid, so let's just go to ten. Kaladin will live to see all of his family killed. This time, however he will not be drowned in sorrow because of it, but he will he good enough to move on.

 

11. What if Firstborn was part of the Cosmere? The Ones Above would be the people from Firstborn! It's perfect, I say! Except it's not. Tons of holes in that.

 

12. The cast of Friends will appear in Yolen and Chandler will give Hoid a run for his money.

 

13. Alcatraz found the Talent entity thing and recaptured it. He will used it to open a wormhole to the Cosmere and break it. Adolnasium was shattered because of Alcatraz. He really is not a good person.

 

14. I am going to theorize that you people are sick of reading these increasingly ridiculous theories and stop.

[Mckeedee123 he/him]

6. Vasher loses Nightblood in a game of chance, much like the Millennium Falcon.

 

*Vasher meets Nalan on the top of Urithiru"

 

Nalan: "Hey there!"

 

Vasher: "Why, you slimy, double-crossin', Colors-cursed swindler! You've got a lotta guts comin' here. After what you pulled."

 

(hugs him)

Edited December 16, 2014 by mckeedee123

[Pathfinder]

Okay, so I kind of want to write the theories that come out of my head without editing them. I think it will be fun. If you can prove me wrong, please do. Major spoilers for almost every book.

 

1. Thunderclasts are made out of the stones themselves. I believe that the Shin actually worship them. It would explain why Szeth was pissed that the Alethi were walking on it. They were walking on his stone gods.

 

2. Spren of Odium are responsible for the Thunderclasts. We know that they fought in the Desolations against Honor, so they are probably from Odium.

 

3. Eye color probably won't change for the squires. The darkeyed officer in Dalinar's vision of the the Recreance could be a squire and his eyes were just dark.

 

4. Lopen will be everyone's favourite character in the next few books. That's just the most probable thing. He'll probably die with the impact of Dobby's death.

 

5. Taln will snap like in Mistborn and regain his cognitive functions. He will be so badass when he does and save everyone. It will be like The Tapestry when Bram comes back. (That's an obscure reference, sorry)

 

6. Vasher loses Nightblood in a game of chance, much like the Millennium Falcon.

 

7. The Returned can change their form to something non human which will be awesome to see in the next book.

 

8. Sazed will probably visit Roshar in the last book to wipe the floor Odium. That probably won't happen, but I would love to see that.

 

10. Number nine was too stupid, so let's just go to ten. Kaladin will live to see all of his family killed. This time, however he will not be drowned in sorrow because of it, but he will he good enough to move on.

 

11. What if Firstborn was part of the Cosmere? The Ones Above would be the people from Firstborn! It's perfect, I say! Except it's not. Tons of holes in that.

 

12. The cast of Friends will appear in Yolen and Chandler will give Hoid a run for his money.

 

13. Alcatraz found the Talent entity thing and recaptured it. He will used it to open a wormhole to the Cosmere and break it. Adolnasium was shattered because of Alcatraz. He really is not a good person.

 

14. I am going to theorize that you people are sick of reading these increasingly ridiculous theories and stop.

1. But it would not explain why they as a culture would hold onto and preserve the very weapons to fight and kill their stone gods (thunderclasts). If the logic is to keep it out of the hands of those that would use it to kill their stone gods (thunderclasts), then why let Szeth walk off with one. But interesting thought all the same.

 

2. Sounds good to me

 

3. I could swing either way on this. On one hand it is an assumption that that individual was a squire, on the other all we know so far is that squires can heal like the radiants, so no idea how many powers they do or do not have. 

 

4. Also could swing either way on this one. On one hand it would be cliche to kill him off, on the other Brandon has shown he does not shy away from killing characters, and has done so in well written ways, so if he were to kill him off, I agree it would be heart renching. 

 

5. I do not know that reference, but makes sense, at least to me that is.

 

6. lol

 

7. It has been too long since I last read Warbreaker for me to adequately comment on this

 

8. yeah, that comes across as too literally a deus ex machina for me (cue corny drum patter). 

 

9. now I am kinda curious what 9 was going to be

 

10. I think some or all of his family will be dead by the time he gets home. 

 

11. Lol, pretty much you said anything I would have. It is a clever idea to have a short story actually be the ones above, so brandon could honestly say we have already seen them, without spoiling as to who they are, but the empire is huge, so would have at least picked up numerous shardworlds into its fold, and the individuals shown would have exhibited some powers during the fight scene. But again, clever idea, and would impress me if that was Brandon's plan to give us the slip

 

12. Hmmmm, Ross would be busy mopping with Kaladin, Phoebe and Shallan would be doing an artist jam where she plays guitar while Shallan draws to the music, Joey and Adolin would cruise for chicks, Monica and Jasnah would be anal about EVERYTHING, Rachel would be shopping with Sabriel's wife (did I remember the correct highprince for that?) and Chandler and Wit would team up and say "could we BE any funnier?"

 

13. His talent alone could break the rule that he is not cosmere, thus making his world cosmere, and then he could break time to be back before the shattering of Adolnasium and thus cause it. So no wormhole needed afterall   

 

14. meh, nothing wrong with throwing out ideas, no matter how outlandish. Never know when one may stick. There was a whole thread where people would suggest what they think would happen, and the next poster would say whether they buy, that it could happen, or sell, think it wouldn't happen. More than half of the things sold ended up coming true, so you never really know for sure. 

Edited December 18, 2014 by Pathfinder

[RawToast225 he/him]

Lol, thanks for taking the time to read all of that! The friends comparisons you made cracked me up!

 

Thanks for validating this thread in my mind. I was worried that it was just lame, but I appreciate your reasoning on why it wasn't.