The Lyrical Ballad Extraordinaire!

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

Alright.

Simple rules.

Create characters, establish a storyline, all that stuff

 

But you need to include at least one rhyme every 2 sentences.

For something to count, it must be italic.

 

There was once a guy named Mayor.

He was a famous troll-slayer.

[Mystic He/Him]

Not going to make a character. Instead I will add lore and unintended things to y’all’s.

Don’t worry, my rp usually fades after a bit if I don’t see it on my feed consistently. And sometimes even then.

And yet people always had their doubts

Whenever he’d come ‘round they’d shout:

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

“It’s the lyin’ ogre slayer

I hope he don’t go dyin’!”

Mayor, the slayer, simply

turned his head and wrote an e

It was not any old letter

It had more magic than you or me!

For it could rewrite grammar

And make it weller and better

[Mystic He/Him]

Spoiler

I am gonna have to leave for a few days, I will probably get back to this when I get back

And of course they only laughed

Asked if that was the best letter he could craft.

Now Mayor simply smiled at their faces

For the Townsfolk soon were put in their places 

The letter e

Its power beyond you me

Could control the rules of grammer

And change the air into a hammer

But the townsfolk got off lightly that day 

Compared to the rest I’d dare say

Twas quick and free of pain

A far cry from the coming blood rain

Edited June 29 by Mystic
Spelled Mayor wrong somehow

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

The legends of E spread far and wide

Until a man decided to give his bride

The fabled letter E

On his journey, he climbed a tree,

fought a bee,

and sprained his knee,

Until he found the town with the Mayor.

He went to attack the chair,

But there, he found a bear!

And yet he couldn't care.

He needed to find it for his bride,

for whom he searched far and wide.

So he fought,

And he caught

The fabled letter E.

And so he felt his glee.

[Mystic He/Him]

His joy was so great then

When he saw Mayor beyond the fen

For he had seen the letter Mayor had made

And knew at once that his quest was saved

So he went up to Mayor with his big request 

And made sure he looked his best

For if Mayor he could not impress…

Off alone he’d be back, disappointing his sweet empress 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 hours ago, Mystic said:

His joy was so great then

When he saw Mayor beyond the fen

For he had seen the letter Mayor had made

And knew at once that his quest was saved

So he went up to Mayor with his big request 

And made sure he looked his best

For if Mayor he could not impress…

Off alone he’d be back, disappointing his sweet empress 

And so he went up,

Hoisting his dear cup,

But the mayor looked down

With a great big frown

And said, "This can't be!

It is my letter E!"

And so the Mayor

Rose from his chair

And challenged he to a duel

But he had lost his cool.

He ran and he ran and he ran away

While he ran, he sent a pray,

"May I still live when I get to my bride!

Please don't let me have died!"

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

And so he went up,

Hoisting his dear cup,

But the mayor looked down

With a great big frown

And said, "This can't be!

It is my letter E!"

And so the Mayor

Rose from his chair

And challenged he to a duel

But he had lost his cool.

He ran and he ran and he ran away

While he ran, he sent a pray,

"May I still live when I get to my bride!

Please don't let me have died!"

The Mayor gave great chase!

Preparing the power with exceeding grace!

Yeah I think slant rhymes count

But the man had a secret deliverance, underneath his cloak

The frustration of the letter’s cadence, the great Aegis “Bloke”.

The Hammer of the E had broke,

And the Mayor lay slain at his feet

But woe! The letter E had reached its seat

Of final and unavoidable rest

It’s power fallen, in the Eagle’s Nest

[Mystic He/Him]

39 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The Mayor gave great chase!

Preparing the power with exceeding grace!

Yeah I think slant rhymes count

But the man had a secret deliverance, underneath his cloak

The frustration of the letter’s cadence, the great Aegis “Bloke”.

The Hammer of the E had broke,

And the Mayor lay slain at his feet

But woe! The letter E had reached its seat

Of final and unavoidable rest

It’s power fallen, in the Eagle’s Nest

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8 posts in and we’ve already killed off a starting character

lol

 

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

On 7/3/2026 at 5:13 PM, Mystic said:

 

we need to keep it alive!

The Eagle was a fearsome beast

Guardian over Aegis and yeast

But most of all, the Eagle would bake bread

From the fine bone powder—us to get such powder it must make dead

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

we need to keep it alive!

The Eagle was a fearsome beast

Guardian over Aegis and yeast

But most of all, the Eagle would bake bread

From the fine bone powder—us to get such powder it must make dead

And so our hero set off on his quest

For he must do his very best

To get the holy YEAST

For the yeast would make a beast

Through bread

It could make anything dead.

The yeast was a powerful tool.

But The Eagle challenged him to a duel.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

20 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

And so our hero set off on his quest

For he must do his very best

To get the holy YEAST

For the yeast would make a beast

Through bread

It could make anything dead.

The yeast was a powerful tool.

But The Eagle challenged him to a duel.

Our hero, however, was no fool

So he turned tail, and dove into the Pool

Twas a magical lake, emitting light

The light illuminated the plight

Of the Eagle, a great travesty indeed

The hero’s heart swelled with empathy, yearning to comfort the Eagle in its time of need.