The Lyrical Ballad Extraordinaire!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Alright.

Simple rules.

Create characters, establish a storyline, all that stuff

 

But you need to include at least one rhyme every 2 sentences.

For something to count, it must be italic.

 

There was once a guy named Mayor.

He was a famous troll-slayer.

[Mystic He/Him]

Not going to make a character. Instead I will add lore and unintended things to y’all’s.

Don’t worry, my rp usually fades after a bit if I don’t see it on my feed consistently. And sometimes even then.

And yet people always had their doubts

Whenever he’d come ‘round they’d shout:

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

“It’s the lyin’ ogre slayer

I hope he don’t go dyin’!”

Mayor, the slayer, simply

turned his head and wrote an e

It was not any old letter

It had more magic than you or me!

For it could rewrite grammar

And make it weller and better

[Mystic He/Him]

Spoiler

I am gonna have to leave for a few days, I will probably get back to this when I get back

And of course they only laughed

Asked if that was the best letter he could craft.

Now Mayor simply smiled at their faces

For the Townsfolk soon were put in their places 

The letter e

Its power beyond you me

Could control the rules of grammer

And change the air into a hammer

But the townsfolk got off lightly that day 

Compared to the rest I’d dare say

Twas quick and free of pain

A far cry from the coming blood rain

Edited 2 hours ago by Mystic
Spelled Mayor wrong somehow