Sharder Two Liners

[Verdance he/him]

For frequent quoters. Must have two quotes at once. Smash two quotes together for bonus points :3

[GG0z He/Him]

We are about to get (daily dose of Conure)^2!!

Edited Saturday at 01:51 AM by GG0z

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Or...

Just move the Daily Dose of Conure to here for people who want to enjoy the Sharder one-liners without me infecting the thread like a virus?

[Verdance he/him]

Notice that I am not following this thread

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Y'know, the fact that my nonsense has earned me a tag here is... strange

[Factor She/Her]

On 5/29/2026 at 6:52 PM, Verdance said:

Notice that I am not following this thread

*follows*

I wonder if anyone other than Conure will end up in here…

probably no one else qualifies

I wish I could talk like Conure…

 

Its been like 4 days but I don't want to double post

"BECAUSE I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF ALL THINGS CRINGY AND SLEEP DEPRIVED!!"

- @Conure1243

"*YOU CAN'T HAVE THE BLOOOOOD OF THE INOCEEEEEEEEENNNNNNT, WITHOUT A POTATOOOO!*"

- @Conure1243

 

"uwu"

_ @Verdance AKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, AKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/03/17 (UTC time)

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/02 (UTC time)

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/03 (UTC time)

 

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/03 (UTC time)

 

Edited 8 hours ago by Factor

[Verdance he/him]

@Conure1243 called your bluff

[Factor She/Her]

13 minutes ago, Verdance said:

@Conure1243 called your bluff

What do you mean I was tracking down your uwus to edit them in

I'll put them here too:

"BECAUSE I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF ALL THINGS CRINGY AND SLEEP DEPRIVED!!"

- @Conure1243

"*YOU CAN'T HAVE THE BLOOOOOD OF THE INOCEEEEEEEEENNNNNNT, WITHOUT A POTATOOOO!*"

- @Conure1243

"Yall if you catch me using that emoticon, that most forbidden of kawaii emojis, it had better go here immediately "

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, AKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/03/21 (UTC time)

"uwu"

_ @Verdance AKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, AKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/03/17 (UTC time)

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/02 (UTC time)

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/03 (UTC time)

 

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/03 (UTC time)

 

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/03 (UTC time)

Edited 7 hours ago by Factor

[Verdance he/him]

3 minutes ago, Factor said:

What do you mean I was tracking down your uwus to edit them in

I'll put them here too:

"BECAUSE I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF ALL THINGS CRINGY AND SLEEP DEPRIVED!!"

- @Conure1243

"*YOU CAN'T HAVE THE BLOOOOOD OF THE INOCEEEEEEEEENNNNNNT, WITHOUT A POTATOOOO!*"

- @Conure1243

 

"uwu"

_ @Verdance AKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, AKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/03/17 (UTC time)

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/02 (UTC time)

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/03 (UTC time)

 

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/03 (UTC time)

No context is perfect :3

This is going on my profile and i will force you to update it periodically with a crowbar 

i will show up at your house, boop you on the nose, say uwu, then fry scream “put it on the archive”, boop you on the nose (again)(with a crowbar), hand you a bouquet of freshly picked flowers, and then disappear in a cloud of mint toothpaste smelling smoke.

@Factor

Edited 7 hours ago by Verdance

[Conure1243 He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Verdance said:

@Conure1243 called your bluff

Wasn't said bluff that I would be the only one here?

You have more quotes here than I do, technically

[Factor She/Her]

5 minutes ago, Verdance said:

No context is perfect :3

This is going on my profile and i will force you to update it periodically with a crowbar 

i will show up at your house, boop you on the nose, say uwu, then fry scream “put it on the archive”, boop you on the nose (again)(with a crowbar), hand you a bouquet of freshly picked flowers, and then disappear in a cloud of mint toothpaste smelling smoke.

@Factor

Hey you did it again

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/03 (UTC time)

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Factor said:

Hey you did it again

"uwu"

- @VerdanceAKA Verde, AKA Verd, AKA Ver, 2026/06/03 (UTC time)

*crowbar boop*
wait can you put it on that specific post

its linked in my aboutme under inventory

[Factor She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Verdance said:

*crowbar boop*
wait can you put it on that specific post

its linked in my aboutme under inventory

*checks*

wow

ok!

do you mind if I stick a hyperlink in mine so I can get to it quickly to update

(I am taking this way to seriously)

also 3 in one day! nice!

Edited 7 hours ago by Factor

[Conure1243 He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Verdance said:

i will show up at your house, boop you on the nose, say uwu, then fry scream “put it on the archive”, boop you on the nose (again)(with a crowbar), hand you a bouquet of freshly picked flowers, and then disappear in a cloud of mint toothpaste smelling smoke.

@Factor

Perfect!

Hands down favorite quote on either quote threads!

[Verdance he/him]

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

Perfect!

Hands down favorite quote on either quote threads!

Me too