Calvinball!

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

One thing led to another, so now you get this!

Calvinball is a simple game from the comic, Calvin and Hobbes. The canonical list of rules for this game is as follows:

Spoiler

You can never play the same way twice.

 

Yup! Thats it. Every rule is made up mid game, and we encourage chaos! Not Chaos though, he’s scary (Chaos if you somehow read this please don’t ban me). 

If someone somehow wins, that’s great! We start again, and make up new rules for a totally new game.

Also, general Shard rules, don’t double post, be nice, make the game fun.

With that out of the way, pings!

@CoderDrag0n8@Ink and Embers@GG0z cause you all might like this.

Join the chaos!!!! (Lower case c)

I kick a soccer ball across a soccer field.

[GG0z He/Him]

42 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

One thing led to another, so now you get this!

Calvinball is a simple game from the comic, Calvin and Hobbes. The canonical list of rules for this game is as follows:

  Hide contents

You can never play the same way twice.

 

Yup! Thats it. Every rule is made up mid game, and we encourage chaos! Not Chaos though, he’s scary (Chaos if you somehow read this please don’t ban me). 

If someone somehow wins, that’s great! We start again, and make up new rules for a totally new game.

Also, general Shard rules, don’t double post, be nice, make the game fun.

With that out of the way, pings!

@CoderDrag0n8@Ink and Embers@GG0z cause you all might like this.

Join the chaos!!!! (Lower case c)

I kick a soccer ball across a soccer field.

I block it with a shield, causing it to bounce back

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I introduce a rule banning shields, grab the ball, and climb up a tree

[GG0z He/Him]

I grab a nerf gun, and shoot it at you, trying to get both you and the ball out of the tree. I ban walking

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I grab a kite and hang glide past you towards a nearby window.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I open my window, steal the ball, then use a pogo stick to run to the goal.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I summon babysitter and grab @GG0z's nerf bullets out of the air Matrix style.

Edited May 17 by Through The Living Ketek

[GG0z He/Him]

How dare you!?!?

I run away from the babysitter, and summon a demon to chase @Through The Living Ketek for the next day

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I throw these at the demon, who is so surprised he turns into the ball, which I grab and run towards the goal.

I actually own these

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I throw these at the demon, who is so surprised he turns into the ball, which I grab and run towards the goal.

I actually own these

*gasps* My family has those too!!! Whenever we need to flatten something, we put it beneath them and call it the Calvin Press!!!!!

I whack you on the head with a pool noodle.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Same!

I whak YOU on the head with a piece of Swiss Cheese

Whak. misspelled intentionally

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Splendid. 

I apologise to YOU and give her an ice pack. I then take the Calvinball from you and jump into a hedge.

This is turning into another Bate for the Sandwich 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Grub said:

One thing led to another, so now you get this!

Calvinball is a simple game from the comic, Calvin and Hobbes. The canonical list of rules for this game is as follows:

  Reveal hidden contents

You can never play the same way twice.

 

Yup! Thats it. Every rule is made up mid game, and we encourage chaos! Not Chaos though, he’s scary (Chaos if you somehow read this please don’t ban me). 

If someone somehow wins, that’s great! We start again, and make up new rules for a totally new game.

Also, general Shard rules, don’t double post, be nice, make the game fun.

With that out of the way, pings!

@CoderDrag0n8@Ink and Embers@GG0z cause you all might like this.

Join the chaos!!!! (Lower case c)

I kick a soccer ball across a soccer field.

9 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Splendid. 

I apologise to YOU and give her an ice pack. I then take the Calvinball from you and jump into a hedge.

This is turning into another Bate for the Sandwich 

I stab the ball with my Calvinknife. I then attempt to use it like a fork to run the ball through the calvingoal.

[GG0z He/Him]

I call Hobbes for support. He and I start throwing snowcalvinballs at you, and all of them miss

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

24 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

This is turning into another Bate for the Sandwich 

Haha! *triumph*

I trim the hedge Ink is hiding in, and throw them and the ball at GG0z.

Edited May 17 by Through The Living Grub

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

...who is actually @Through The Living Ketek in disguise.

[GG0z He/Him]

I catch @Through The Living Ketek, offering him a deal to join me for the next few minutes of chaos, and throw cheese at Grub

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I make my way into the goal, now only 1 intensely difficult minecraft parkour course away from my wincon

[GG0z He/Him]

I surround you in bedrock

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

I surround you in bedrock

I teleport myself out, getting on top of it, and skipping half of the course. I am now 3/4th through.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Barrier blocks cause you to fall into the void.

[Fizz9]

I make a rule that says everyone has a gun. Any type of gun, but you now have it.

I have a machine lazer gun. Pew Pew!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Barrier blocks cause you to fall into the void.

However, I use the secret barrier blocks to climb back up on the quicker, harder path.

I get to the very top, to the gold blocks. I click the button on the command block to send the wincon.

[GG0z He/Him]

In the last minute, I shoot you with a firework crossbow, making you go out with a bang! Thanks, Fizz!

Edited May 17 by GG0z

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I thank you Fizz.

I end Coder's run by using the C.O.O.L.G.U.N: Command Operation Of Leading, Great Universal Nerfing. I use /kill on Coder.