Defeating the Nightmare Bagel

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

Okay! Who dies?

Technically, who dies first?

*kills random bystander*

That guy!

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

*kills random bystander*

That guy!

*force ghost appears*

”hey!”

[Conure1243 He/Him]

"Hullo!"

[GG0z He/Him]

“You just stabbed me!” Says the force ghost

[Conure1243 He/Him]

"And?

I could have eaten you, I do that a lot"

Smiles

[GG0z He/Him]

“That’s true… I don’t know who you are, but still” the force ghost disappears in a cloud of cinnamon

[Conure1243 He/Him]

*eats cinnamon disrespectfully*

At least... I think eating ghost cinnamon is disrespectful

[GG0z He/Him]

I though it was normal

*says while eating a spoonful of salt*

this? Ohh, that is Larry, who I am eating right now

I see Nerd online!!!!!

[Factor She/Her]

50 minutes ago, GG0z said:

YESSSSSS

revive it!

@Factor help us revive this!!

thanks, Conure

*performs pumpkin cream cheese necromancy*

Ok!

*attempts to surf on volcano with cardboard surfboard*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I approach the volcano,

but it turns out to be an entrance to Ikea, so I jump down into Ikea

There's an Ikea at the center of the Earth

[Factor She/Her]

IKEA?! *attempts to enter* *mostly succeeds*

I know many conspiracy theories about IKEA. Do you think it’s a pocket dimension?

Edited 3 hours ago by Factor

[Conure1243 He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Factor said:

IKEA?! *attempts to enter* *mostly succeeds*

I know many conspiracy theories about IKEA. Do you think it’s a pocket dimension?

Perhaps

Ikea is the underworld, isn't it?

That would explain why its down the center of the volcano

[Factor She/Her]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Perhaps

Ikea is the underworld, isn't it?

That would explain why its down the center of the volcano

Huh. That makes sense.

*noms meatballs* *takes tiny pencil* *is already lost*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Factor said:

Huh. That makes sense.

*noms meatballs* *takes tiny pencil* *is already lost*

Wonderful!

Let's go escape the Underworld!

AKA IKEA!

[Factor She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Wonderful!

Let's go escape the Underworld!

AKA IKEA!

CHAAAAARGE!

Wait, is that possible? I never remember finding an exit. None of my friends who’ve gone to IKEA have ever been seen again.

One of them even wrote a fanfic-type thing about someone lost in ikea not able to find the exit that turned into horror. I haven’t seen them since. (Really. Albeit not because of ikea. I think. Possibly hope.)

Edited 3 hours ago by Factor

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

CHAAAAARGE!

Wait, is that possible? I never remember finding an exit. None of my friends who’ve gone to IKEA have ever been seen again.

One of them even wrote a fanfic-type thing about someone lost in ikea not able to find the exit that turned into horror. I haven’t seen them since. (Really. Albeit not because of ikea. I think. Possibly hope.)

Welp, do you have a flashlight or suspiciously glowing piece of meat?

(I left that second one at the volcano edge. Perhaps @GG0z could bring it down for us?"

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Welp, do you have a flashlight or suspiciously glowing piece of meat?

(I left that second one at the volcano edge. Perhaps @GG0z could bring it down for us?"

Hey guys!! I’ll bring down the weirdly radioactive meat! Just wait for me there, and try not to get eaten by the spirits of Ikea past, present, and Ikeas yet to come

[Factor She/Her]

Okay!

*drops meatballs and they make a dramatically loud sound that dramatically echoes through ikea*

Oops.

Edited 3 hours ago by Factor

[Conure1243 He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Factor said:

Okay!

*drops meatballs and they make a dramatically loud sound that dramatically echoes through ikea*

Oops.

Shoot!

@Factor! You've angered the spirits of IKEA!

[Factor She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Shoot!

@Factor! You've angered the spirits of IKEA!

*exaggerated “Oh NO!”*

What are the spirits of IKEA, anyway?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

We must not draw their attention any further!

They are dark, horrible wraiths that prowl the isles, searching for prey. To meet one's gaze...

It is to know death... and beyond

Edited 3 hours ago by Conure1243

[Factor She/Her]

*whispers* ok… we just need to stay alive until @GG0z comes with unidentifiable meat…

Factor them changes her formatting to a traditional RP kind, and duct tapes a butter knife to the end of a lamp to make a spear.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, Factor said:

*whispers* ok… we just need to stay alive until @GG0z comes with unidentifiable meat…

Factor them changes her formatting to a traditional RP kind, and duct tapes a butter knife to the end of a lamp to make a spear.

Conure nods.

"Alright, sounds like enough of a plan, think we could-"

Shrieking cut him off...

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

*whispers* ok… we just need to stay alive until @GG0z comes with unidentifiable meat…

Factor them changes her formatting to a traditional RP kind, and duct tapes a butter knife to the end of a lamp to make a spear.

GG0z summons a grappling hook, and rappels down the side of the volcano. All Factor and Conure could see was some glowing meat steadily floating down.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Conure waves @GG0z on.

"Hurry! Hurry!!"