Defeating the Nightmare Bagel

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

*nightmare bagel spawns*

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

*collapses*

[GummyDragon]

I have been summoned!...

But I don't know why

[NerdSandwich she/her]

On 6/1/2026 at 9:21 AM, GG0z said:

You forgot the para in pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

Welcome to this thread of utter confusion and chaos, btw

14 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

One of my favorite words!

Dang we really are (Canonically) brothers!

Haven't seen much activity here today. Ima destroy something random

14 hours ago, GG0z said:

Yay!!! You revived this thread!!!!

Yup! 

Am I gong to take @GummyDragon’s place, or is another created?

That I think

Edited June 3 by NerdSandwich

[GG0z He/Him]

Conure said that I am his canonical brother on the Shard. I was wondering if I was taking you place or not

[GummyDragon]

Ah. Makes sense

[Conure1243 He/Him]

17 hours ago, GG0z said:

Yay!!! You revived this thread!!!!

Yup! 

Am I gong to take @GummyDragon’s place, or is another created?

Wha?

*confusion*

Oh, nevermind

I think I still have all of my brothers

Edited June 3 by Conure1243

[GG0z He/Him]

I am now you canonical brother… Do I take Gummy’s place, or…?

Edited June 3 by GG0z

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I have other brothers

You can take the place of [redacted]

[GG0z He/Him]

22 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

I have other brothers

You can take the place of [redacted]

take that, [redacted]!!

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I have no brothers

Only many sisters

Sad

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 hour ago, GG0z said:

take that, [redacted]!!

You remind me of him anyway!

[GG0z He/Him]

Is that good or bad?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Yes

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Probably good if he's related to Conure, he has some degree of unhinged-ness.

And unhingedness is the good stuff

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I can tell you my friend group of 6 is 1/2 older siblings and 1/2 younger siblings, but I refuse to elaborate. 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

10 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

Probably good if he's related to Conure, he has some degree of unhinged-ness.

And unhingedness is the good stuff

Made me think of drinks

And then I realized it was fine, because on multiple occasions I have been a beverage thanks to grammatical errors

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Look. I get it. Double post...

But I must revive this thread!

*Stabs wall*

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Look. I get it. Double post...

But I must revive this thread!

*Stabs wall*

YESSSSSS

revive it!

@Factor help us revive this!!

thanks, Conure

[Conure1243 He/Him]

How 'bout we go to a volcano and have a dramatic duel over lava?

[GG0z He/Him]

You mean Mustafar?

I’m down!

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Budget mustafar.

I don't got money

[GG0z He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Budget mustafar.

I don't got money

Fine. Bidget Mustafar. And glowsticks instead of lightsabers. And no death, becasue healthcare’s expensive

[Conure1243 He/Him]

...

No, I'll pay for death to be involved, thanks!

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

...

No, I'll pay for death to be involved, thanks!

Okay! Who dies?

Technically, who dies first?