Defeating the Nightmare Bagel

[GG0z He/Him]

44 minutes ago, Factor said:

Of course not, Conure’s natural speech is what inspired one liners, so anything he says is automatically a one liner.

Also, I decide to go on a side quest for pumpkin cream cheese.

I guess that makes sense…

I reach into my pocket, and procure a vat of pumpkin cream cheese. I proceed to throw it as far away as I can, and watch it disappear into the sunset

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 hour ago, GG0z said:

Are you just trying to get into one liners?

No, but my natural method of being strange is very fitting for the one-liners.

I intentionally say weird things, I've said before, but that is a habit I developed IRL, years before I knew Brandon Sanderson's name, so...

Edited May 21 by Conure1243

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Conure doesn't make one liners. He is a one liner.

 We all fail to get anywhere near that.

[GG0z He/Him]

57 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

Conure doesn't make one liners. He is a one liner.

 We all fail to get anywhere near that.

Yeah, I tried once or twice, but I only got quoted two or three times unintentionally

[Conure1243 He/Him]

It rarely happens intentionally,

unless you talk about concerning food. In that case, if you want to say anything, you just have to know it will likely show up in the one-liners

Also, I crawl out of the piep, into a magical world full of candy, but it's all dirty, and sanitation would make everything taste bad

[GG0z He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

It rarely happens intentionally,

unless you talk about concerning food. In that case, if you want to say anything, you just have to know it will likely show up in the one-liners

Also, I crawl out of the piep, into a magical world full of candy, but it's all dirty, and sanitation would make everything taste bad

I start a cotton candy ball fight!!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I throw cotton candy at you

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I start eating my cotton candy weapons at the same time as throwing them at other people. 

[GG0z He/Him]

20 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I throw cotton candy at you

I catch it and throw it back at you

19 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

I start eating my cotton candy weapons at the same time as throwing them at other people. 

THE COTTON CANDY IS DIRTY!!! DON’T EAT IT

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

IT'S FINE IF I EAT DIRTY FOOD OFF THE GROUND

IT'S JUST ONE MORE DEATH TO ADD TO THE LIST

[GG0z He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

IT'S FINE IF I EAT DIRTY FOOD OFF THE GROUND

IT'S JUST ONE MORE DEATH TO ADD TO THE LIST

WRONG THREAD!!!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

*spawns*

Star can die whenever and wherever she likes, thank you very much!

I ask for some tuna.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I give you some suspicious looking tuna

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I eat the suspicious-looking tuna, delighted. 

[GG0z He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

*spawns*

Star can die whenever and wherever she likes, thank you very much!

I ask for some tuna.

Okay… should it add to the death list, though?

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

I give you some suspicious looking tuna

Ooh! Can I have some

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

33 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Okay… should it add to the death list, though?

Ooh! Can I have some

*shrugs* I don't even know if I'm doing it anymore. 

OF COURSE!!!! I love giving random people suspicious pieces of fish! 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

One liners. heh

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

...dang it. 

Oh well. Enjoy your suspicious tuna! 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yum!!!!

[Factor She/Her]

I’ve been lurking instead of posting here! Oh no!

15 hours ago, GG0z said:

I guess that makes sense…

I reach into my pocket, and procure a vat of pumpkin cream cheese. I proceed to throw it as far away as I can, and watch it disappear into the sunset

Joke’s on you, I threw the sunset at Ketek earlier, so it’s much closer than you think. I steal the sunset back from Ketek and reveal that while cream cheese is dark magic, pumpkin cream cheese is necromancy. I use a bit to come back to life, then begin raising Star zombies.

[GG0z He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Factor said:

I’ve been lurking instead of posting here! Oh no!

Joke’s on you, I threw the sunset at Ketek earlier, so it’s much closer than you think. I steal the sunset back from Ketek and reveal that while cream cheese is dark magic, pumpkin cream cheese is necromancy. I use a bit to come back to life, then begin raising Star zombies.

I eat the pumpkin cream cheese, and become a necromancer overlord!!

[Conure1243 He/Him]

3 hours ago, GG0z said:

I start a cotton candy ball fight!!

I progress further into the cotton candy land, and use water to dissolve all of the cotton candy mountains, trees, and the poor cotton candy people

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

I progress further into the cotton candy land, and use water to dissolve all of the cotton candy mountains, trees, and the poor cotton candy people

“HOW DARE YOU”-one of the half dissolved cotton candy people. 

They now know you as the evil god of trickery

[Conure1243 He/Him]

12 minutes ago, GG0z said:

They now know you as the evil god of trickery

Name one thing inaccurate about that description

[GG0z He/Him]

26 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Name one thing inaccurate about that description

• god-yes
• evil-yes
• trickery-yes